Kentucky Muzzleloader

While having sex with a girl you pull out. Spit your dip out onto your d!ck and put it back in...Creating the Kentucky Muzzleloader

I was having sex with this redneck when I decided to give her the kentucky muzzleloader.

by TheDeputy35 July 28, 2009

muzzlepuff

The cheek area of an animal containing the whiskers. Plural form: muzzlepuffs. Noun

While drinking her milk, the kitten got milk on her muzzlepuffs.

by TBL November 7, 2006

birmingham muzzle loader

Pioneered in the great state of Alabama, the Birmingham muzzle loader occurs while chewing tobacco and having anal sex simultaneously. One removes the ball of tobacco from his mouth, sticks it in the anus of the girl, and rams it in with his penis. The Birmingham muzzle loader ladies and gentleman.

''Ol' Bill was fuckin' his girl in tha ass and gave er a Birmingham muzzle loader.''

by Claberdy April 22, 2010

gonzales muzzleloader

being that Gonzales,TX is the birthplace of Texan freedom with the yelling of "come and take it"and the firing of a single cannon shot at the lowly mexicans, its only fitting that this oft-practiced sexual manuever be made known to the world.
while having your girl, or guy for some of yall, in the doggy style position, take a large pinch of copenhagen and a plump paper shell pecan and insert into the victims rectum and then use your "rod" to drive the powder and shot home, quickly jumping back and yelling "come and take it". if the victim is pointed in the right direction, the ensuing "shot" has the potential to flatten numerous victims, so after the loading and packing, get outta the way quick. a fitting and glorious tribute to the texas revolution

after johnny gave susy a "gonzales muzzleloader", that pecan broke several truck windows

by txnduckhntr January 2, 2012

sideways double-muzzle

The act of two people laying on their sides and 69'ing

"The sideways double-muzzle offers a great, mutual angle for both the genitals and the asshole without the bothersome arguments for who gets to be on top"

by pbateman102 December 1, 2011

Junk Muzzle

An athletic cup. Used to protect your junk, and most importantly, to keep it off others in cases of close contact. It's most lending description is the function it performs for high school and collegiate wrestling, and MMA events.

It's a good thing Bob was wearing a junk muzzle during the wrestling match. When he took down Dave his batch landed right in his face!

by Mike M1 September 14, 2007

Mississippi Muzzle-Loader

When one partner takes a dip (chew) out of their mouth, put it on their finger and shove it in the others anal cavity. After this takes place fornicating insues.

Tonight I'm going to give my gummybear a Mississippi Muzzle-Loader, and make her asshole burn.

by FuckablePanda July 8, 2011