Mustache Spongebath

When a mustachioed man goes down on a girl. Like dipping a paint brush into a can of paint, he fills the bristles of his mustache with her lady juice. He then uses his pussy-juice soaked mustache to coat her body with her own girl cum, like a nurse cleaning a patient with a wet sponge.

Me: "Last night Sarah was feeling extra dirty so she asked me to give her a mustache spongebath."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."

Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."

by Mike E. Coyne April 11, 2017

Mustajab

Plays fortnite with a literal bridge at night. Only hops on with the real niggas at 11:30. Loves hoodies. He pays for your food and is loved by everyone(almost). He uses the phrase "mane" and "Gucci Mane" in almost every sentence he uses. He's the chilliest dude and would go off on you if you disrespect him.

person1: is that mustajab?
person2: yeah bro he's so chill!

by kaka dudu March 10, 2020

Marcos Mustache

The meaning of having a dope or beautiful mustache.

That guy has a Marcos mustache he must have taken a long time to grow it.

by Itzz_yourmaster305 September 8, 2016

Mustang Mach 1

A special edition of the Ford Mustang produced in 4 different body stlyes through the years. Usually marketed as a performance edition with unique engine choices and exterior trim. First available in 1969 with a 428 Cobra Jet motor with either a shaker ram air intake or a fixed hood scoop. This was carried over to 1970 with minor exterior changes. The Mach 1 continued for 1971-1973 on the new Torino based body. With the arrival of the Mustang II came the V6 equipped Mach 1. The final version of the Mach 1 was available in 2003-2004 with a Unique 4.6L DOHC motor based off of a modified, non-supercharged Cobra motor.

That Mustang Mach 1 is a street terror man!!

by Lord Umoja August 3, 2008

Omaha Mustache

The act of shoving an ear of husked corn into a female's anus then pulling it out and slowly smearing the remnants of her mud-tunnel across her upper lip.

I can't but help giving her an Omaha Mustache after her brown eye winked at me.

by Dub-Man (p-dub) July 17, 2020

no-no german mustache man

how you says adolf h i t l e r without being banned by youtube

adolf h i t l e r was no-no german mustache man

by totallyurmom March 21, 2022

mustafe

Cool nice awesome good friend he is someone That we will make laugh no matter what type of place u in. He's always happy and smiling. He make the people around him happy by just laughing. He's loyal funny cool and cute .

Omg look at Mustafe he is smiling let's go ask him pit

by Lol2569 July 25, 2017