Morphing

After taking certain narcotic substances, primarily marijuana, one enters a stage in which the surrounding objects seem to move from side to side.

"me and jim smoked a bifta last night, we was fucking morphing!"

"tell you what Dave, this henry is making me morph!"

by some tasty weed August 25, 2008

Murphin

Bullshittin your friends

Man I thought me an Zach were gonna hang out but he's murphin

by American Racist July 25, 2006

murping

A magical ceremony celebrated all over the world.
Step 1: Kill a bitch/hoe and leaving the body in a nice warm closet for 1 to 2 months
Step 2: Pull the bitch/hoe out of the closet carefully and position the body laying face-up on the floor with the legs spread
Step 3: Put your mouth around the vaginal opening
Step 4: Have a friend jump on the stomach
Step 5: Enjoy the murpy-fun in your mouth
Step 6: Return the favor and help your friend murp a bitch

**** A double-murp or super-murp can be performed by using a pregnant bitch. Super-murp is the more commonly used term b/c of uncertainty concerning the # of buns in the oven.

John: "Dude I murped like 7 bitches last night!"
Adam: "I know douchebag, one of them was my Grandma!"
John: "Fuck you Adam."

Jeff: "You tryin to murp a bitch?!"
Sally: "What?"
*Jeff kills Sally*
Jeff: "Yeah you are!"
*Jeff high-fives his imaginary friends*
*Sally twitches*

Kyle: "You wanna murp a bitch tonight?"
James: "Yeah, but no more 90 pound bitches; I'm trying to get some of that meaty 347 pound FUPA in my mouth!"
Kyle: "I like where your head is at"
James: "It's fuckin murping time"
*fist pump*

Nathan: "Dude, some guy raped my girl at a club last night!"
Jeremy: "Shit, that sucks...... sooooo....... should we murp her?"
Nathan: "Let's let that kid grow a bit first: I'm tryin to score my first super-murp!"
Jeremy: "Good for you Nathan, good for you."

by The Murping Magician April 23, 2010

morphing potion

A virtual product found on Neopets.com. Once fed to your pet, a morphing potion will change them into the potion's desciption. For example, a Green Uni Morphing Potion will turn your pet into a Green Uni

I had a morphing potion once, but I sold it for a tidy sum.

by Tempestua March 30, 2005

murphinator

Murphinator is a person who although lives in the present time, lives very much in the past and on past glories. Often found at weekends in Dixons licking the shop window and reading up on thousands and thousands of boring useless electronic facts.

To murphinate... To go to a drinking establishment and pull a women once in the 30 years on the planet and then to claim " I have a good record there "

by Anon February 25, 2004

YouTube Morphing

When you unintentionally start quoting/ acting like your favorite YouTuber because they are all you watch ever so they're non stop in your mind 24/7.

Person 1- "Urgh I'm so short!"
Person 2- "Get legs, boi"
Person 1- "Dude, you're Youtube morphing into Jenna Marbles"

by Smoked Silver August 30, 2016

Morphing

Morphing/Morph: When vvhite people attempt to dehumanize Black people into irrational, aggressive beings when they address complications or concerns in their daily life or work environments that vvhiteness finds uncomfortable due to guilt.

This term/concept is coined by Bianca Nalia of Mixed Messages.

"Karen in HR has been Morphing me ever since I told her about Brett using the N word."

by Bianca Nalia April 17, 2022