Murky water motorboat

Motor boating someone's ass crack after a wet bowel movement...

Janie ate 4 plates at the china buffet then had Stevie murky water motorboat her!

by Chefbeezy August 21, 2015

Mitch Murky

Mitch; male equivalent of a bitch.
Murky; shady, troublesome. Sometimes associated with a bad odor.

Don't trust the Mitch Murky, he is a shady man bitch that smells bad.

by Dick-shone-air November 15, 2014

Murky Pond

A lighthearted nickname for a friend that turned into the suggestion of an STD in the female genital.

"I would've done her Matt, but Emma had a really murky pond."

by WeirdAssNicknameShit August 17, 2017

Murky Buckets

Used in the English language for expressing thanks.

Often due to ones inability to pronounce the word correctly and is intended humorously

Can you hold the door please?

Sure! Apres vous (after you).

Murky buckets!

by AllOutOfJimmies October 8, 2020

murky balls

A cracker with a set of dangler testicles/ a very unsanitary nutsack/ a man with a low to no sperm count.

“That boys got some murky balls!”

by Yourmomsboyfriend March 22, 2023

Murky Jerky

When you sit on your right hand so it falls asleep and then you use it to jerk off while your hand is still asleep

She finally lifted her big head off my hand last night but she wouldn’t wake up so I just indulged in the ol murky jerky

by Bootyclapper November 5, 2021

Murky

Murky is that freshman with the blue hair ….I’m pretty sure you know him if you following him

Murky ran off with the pack

by Murkyy¿? October 7, 2021