Mufflebate

The act of sticking your penis in a still warm muffler

Me and my friend were looking for a runaway dog when we saw a guy park his truck so my friend decided to Mufflebate

by Sir.Fartsalot September 20, 2012

Canine Mufflehouse

A specially constructed, hi-tech doghouse invented to effectively prevent neighbors from having their sleep destroyed by your obnoxious little outdoor yapper.

I picked up the Canine Mufflehouse right before my neighbors, who had apparently joined forces to have me taken deep into the desert with Fifi, made their move!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019

rusty muffler

Feces left around the anus. The situation one finds oneself in when, having defecated, one finds that there is no toilet paper available.

I had a crap this morning, but there wasn't any bumwad, so I had to go all day with a rusty muffler.

by king dude January 24, 2005

Swedish Muffler

When a guy go's down on a woman and she queefs in his face.

Brian "Did you go down on the chick you met at the bar last night"

Tony " Sure did, she even gave me the Swedish Muffler, It was hot."

by TeamPete April 1, 2010

Covid test related mufflegag

That phenomenon when the test swab hits your uvula at the back of your throat and you stifle the gag out of respect for the medical professional performing the test.

I didn’t want to cause the poor guy any worries about exposure so I thoughtfully elected to employ the Covid test related mufflegag!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 23, 2020

Mitt muffler

A mitt muffler is another term for a tampon or maxi pad. The primary use of a mitt muffler is to dampen the sound of a vaginal queef (fart). Some women also like to use mitt mufflers to help obsorb bloody fluid's that tend to leak from the vaginal area once a month for upto 7 days depending on how much of a filthy snap the old gals got on her.

"Eh chief, I hear your old lady is rockin the old "Mitt muffler" this week. No offense to you or your family but how do you put your dick in that old axe wound on a regular basic chiefy? "

by Uncle ty October 29, 2014

Chocolate muffler

When a guy gets behind a girl and motorboat’s her buttcheeks while she’s in the process of explosive diarrhea

Last night after Taco Bell, i gave this girl a mean chocolate muffler and it was so delicious! I can taste the siracha...

by Alaskinpipline November 13, 2018