mumblefuck

Nickname for president George W. Bush

Mumblefuck spent over 7 minutes sitting on his ass on 9/11/01 after being informed of an attack on America.

by Mudesi September 13, 2006

Murderfuck

A word used when one is so exasperated that he or she has nothing else to say. The most serious of all interjections.

I just got shot in the dick, ahh murderfuck!

by michael austin moody mosher December 9, 2008

musterfucked

When you use mustard as lube because there's nothing else and her snatch is as dry as the desert.

Steve: Bro how'd it go last night with Kim? Bob: It was ok till I ran out of lube and her baby maker was so dry I could soak El Niño with it, and had to musterfuck her.
Steve: Oh you musterfucked her? You nasty as hell.

by Poonj March 19, 2016

Mumblefuck

When the person you're talking to is mumbling and you can't understand a damn thing they're saying. Usually used in situations where they're giving you important information like a reservation number or directions on how to get somewhere.

A typical mumblefuck conversation.
"Can I get your order please?"
"Yeah-um...I'd *mumble*...and then *mumble* large *unknown stammering*"
"I'm sorry, what?"

"Hey, Amy, how do we get to your house from downtown?"
"You'll go down *mumble mumble mumble*...after that you'll take a *mumble* onto 4th *mumble*
"Hold on, Amy, just a sec....Guys, can you shut up for a sec, this is a real mumblefuck conversation and all your talking isn't making this any easier to hear."

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

muggerfucker

someone that is a fuck that mugs you.

jeff mugged sally and i seen it happen so i said wow your really bein a muggerfucker

by E.S.S bitch June 12, 2010

cumberfuck

Cumbersome + fuck
Extremely cumbersome

This situation is such a cumberfuck

by TriniLB June 18, 2017

mutherfuckingfuckingfuckboy

A person who has gone beyond being a fuck boy. A fuck boy who “ sleeps” with way more people then a normal fuck boy, who plays way more than your average fuck boy. Who is now called a motherfuckingfuckingfuckboy.

He was such a mutherfuckingfuckingfuckboy for playing all thoes people. He slept with so many more than a normal fuck boy

by hehehegottcha May 25, 2018