Mulch Bagging

It's when a person kills a prostitute (or runaway- someone nobody will miss), has sex with her, and buries the body. Some months later, they dig up the body and put their opened mouth between the deceased's legs while a friend jumps on her stomach. The woman's decaying insides (including the perpetrator's old sperm) spurt into his mouth.

As a threat- If you're not careful, I'ma mulch-bag your sister.

As an insult- You dirty mulch-bagger.

As an activity- "What'd you guys do last night?" "Just a little mulch bagging"

by Mulchy McBagggerson September 4, 2009

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Mulch

A mulch is an annoying human being whose presence is simply futile and irrelevant.

*intervenes conversation*

"ugh, go away you mulch"

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Mulchero

Hard-working, Hispanic landscaping worker, prevalent in expensive neighbourhoods.

Rodrigo could tell by the pungent, earthy odour and the neatness of his flower beds that the mulcheros had visited that day.

by superdougio April 14, 2009

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Mltch

onomatopoeia - the sounds you make when tasting or savoring food, drinks or what ever you put in your mouth .

"this cookie is so mltchable"
"stop mltching my ear"
"you're mltching a duck!"
"mltch mltch mltch"

by cazcore April 13, 2009

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mulching

A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "mulch" around.

Carrie and Amanda were so busy mulching that they didn't hear the doorbell ringing.

by AnonoJon December 29, 2010

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