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beer muffs

when you think you heard something spectacular only to find out the next day that it wasnt nearly as good as you thought
similar to beer goggles only using hearing not vision
last night i downloaded the best song when i got home from the club. but i must have had my beer muffs on cause today when i listened to it, i wanted to light my ears on fire and proceed to chip away the charred remains
by jamey d. February 25, 2008
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Mouth Muffs

When one must refrain from the use of profanity due to small children in the vicinity.
Dude theres children here, use your mouth muffs.
by Flawed Philosophy October 8, 2009
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Muffy

(1) A preppy female, quintessentialized at St. Lawrence University. The Muffy can be spotted with her Vera Bradley bag, coordinating accessories, and her upturned collar.

(2) The female partner of the Larry.
Sarah is so muffy, she dresses wicked well, and her Nalgene always matches her monogrammed tote.
by GreenMonter March 31, 2005
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Muffy

Inspired by the character Muffy Crosswire from the hit kids tv show, Arthur. A Muffy is someone with no redeeming qualities. A person who remains a bitch throughout their entire life and is unable to compensate for their faults or bad aspects in anyway.
My boss is always a dick. I bought him some drinks so he would lighten up and have fun, but it didn’t work. He’s a total Muffy.
by Ligma joe mama May 7, 2020
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Muff Muffs

Female equivalent of the male "Willy Warmer". Keeps the vagine from frosting over. Can be worn at ice rinks and on Christmas Day if you are preparing for seasonal hanky panky.
Crickey Darling, I'm shrinking up inside myself it's so cold down there. You should have worn your muff muffs!
by Hankypanky12345 October 1, 2010
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Bumpin Muffs

What I call it when my girlfiend and I get it on. Basically the art of two chicks doing it...
AP- "Babygirl, we were bumpin muffs so loud the neighbors heard!"

AC- (giggle giggle) "At least we gave em a good show"
by Funkme September 14, 2006
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muffshitter

A person who derives pleasure from defecating onto (or possibly into) a woman's private parts.
I wouldn't go home with him dear, word is he's a muffshitter.
by timtyler August 18, 2006
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