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Covid test related mufflegag

That phenomenon when the test swab hits your uvula at the back of your throat and you stifle the gag out of respect for the medical professional performing the test.
I didn’t want to cause the poor guy any worries about exposure so I thoughtfully elected to employ the Covid test related mufflegag!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 23, 2020
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Mitt muffler

A mitt muffler is another term for a tampon or maxi pad. The primary use of a mitt muffler is to dampen the sound of a vaginal queef (fart). Some women also like to use mitt mufflers to help obsorb bloody fluid's that tend to leak from the vaginal area once a month for upto 7 days depending on how much of a filthy snap the old gals got on her.
"Eh chief, I hear your old lady is rockin the old "Mitt muffler" this week. No offense to you or your family but how do you put your dick in that old axe wound on a regular basic chiefy? "
by Uncle ty October 29, 2014
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Muffman

The ultimate lover of muff. Often finds themself craving a downstairs jew-fro otherwise known as a fluffy muffy.
There was Muffman, hanging from the rafters.
by zach-the-muffman November 3, 2008
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Chocolate muffler

When a guy gets behind a girl and motorboat’s her buttcheeks while she’s in the process of explosive diarrhea
Last night after Taco Bell, i gave this girl a mean chocolate muffler and it was so delicious! I can taste the siracha...
by Alaskinpipline November 13, 2018
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Muffler Dump

The acoustic reduction that comes from someone’s butthole when they push out a fart and your penis is inside their butt.
Brandon shoved his penis in his wife’s gassy ass so the muffler dump wouldn’t wake the children.
by Texas Chodehouse August 28, 2021
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Piss-muffler

Another name for penis/dick piss-silencer
If I'm gonn' put my piss-muffler in yo mouth,then you better not use your teeth.
by Mr. AvocadoMan June 14, 2020
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Filliam H. Muffman

Hybrid name to refer to the union of William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman

(source: The Colbert Report)
by Filliam H. Muffman February 12, 2006
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