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muffinbutt

"God damn it my girlfiend wont stop calling me muffinbutt!"
by Chrisge April 2, 2008
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muffintitus

is the rapidly spreading disese that makes one addicted to muffins..worse than any type of drug. Muffintitus can make you bankrupt from spending all your money on muffins. Usually the top of the muffin is wanted the most.
Whoa..i just looked at that damn muffin and caught muffintitus.
by jen nishimura May 4, 2008
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Glasses Muffintop

When you need a haircut and your hair hangs over the sides of the glasses, and the view of your head straight on looks like a muffin top. Also tiny glasses on a fat person = glasses muffintop.
yo I need a hair cut so bad! I put my glasses on and had a glasses muffintop!
by eviscer8tor November 14, 2012
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Muffinious

A person who is shaped like a muffin
Ariana Grande is not muffinious
by Ashmit February 13, 2019
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Muffintop Bitch

She is a muffintop bitch
by manolantern May 12, 2010
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branded muffintop

A female with visible skinfolds protruding out over the top of the waistband on a pair of tight fitting jeans. This is a muffintop. What makes it a branded muffin top is the presence of a tattoo on the lower back.
Females, mostly between the ages of 14 and 35 who choose a certain style of dress as follows. It starts with being overwright or slightly overweight as it related to height. The overweight or puggy female attempts to fit into jeans that are too small for her actual waist size. This results in the displacement of fat over the top of the waistband resembling the top portion of a muffin that sticks out over the wrapper. Branded muffintops have a tattoo on their lower back and tend to wear shirts that are short revealing the muffintop.
by Dubby911 March 29, 2009
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muffingate

a scandalous situation that occurs when a comely female co-worker or co-ed exposes her whisker bisquit and receives a charge--or even a proposition.
(1)Liza and Dave were alone in the Sauna when we arrived, and, make no mistake about it, Liza didn't make even a half-hearted attempt to cover her cuchi. We're talking muffingate!
(2) "Did you see Liza benching?"
"Yeah, muffingate!"
by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit October 30, 2006
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