buttered muffin

a pussy with cum in it

Is your muffin buttered ? would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin ? - buttered muffin

by Kode-Nik April 29, 2006

butter your muffin

The act of pulling out during intercourse and shooting your cum on the outside of a woman's vagina.

Don't worry, I will pull out and butter your muffin.

by Urban Tony October 22, 2006

butter my muffin

to cum on a girls ass

jude law can butter my muffin anyday!

by jmb jacquie May 30, 2008

butter her muffin

Butter her muffin:Have sex with her

From a classic line from the movie "Weird Science". Douchebag Chet (Bill Paxton) checks out crazy hot Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) and says he'd like to "Butter her muffin". This refers to finding her sexually attractive and the desire to have sexual intercourse with her. Lisa then transforms Chet into a pus spewing massive turd-like creature. One of the greatest comeuppances that ever comeuppanced.

Erik: Man, Kristjana is smokin' hot
Matt: She's not bad.
Erik: Are you kidding!?!?! I've give my left nut to butter her muffin!

by Gmonnaie September 30, 2008

To Butter a Muffin

To preform fellatio, to give head, suck a dick.

Monika get your fat ass over here and butter my muffin!

by Miro April 4, 2005

Butter my muffin

Term used to describe a male ejaculating on a vag.

Jenna: Will you butter my muffin?
Chase: Sure! I'd love to... come over at 4.

by McSak November 15, 2010

Do you like butter in your muffin?

1. Do you like hot semen inside your vagina?

2. Do you like butter in your muffin?

No, thank-you. Just jam for me

by TaeKwonJon March 15, 2011