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1. A pothead's way of saying "nothin".
2. Shortened version of mother fucking.
1. Dude: Hey what you doing?
Pothead: Muffin... *laughs uncontrollably*

2. Dude: Hey I just smoked all your weed.
Pothead: You muffin bitch! Now I have muffin else to smoke.
muffin by D-Suicide May 20, 2008
a young female's vagina, most often shaven. The word was once used by Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) in the 'Walk This Way' hit song. It's still popular among its greatest fans.
Ya ain't seen nothing til ya down on a muffin.
muffin by trank April 15, 2008
Can be used in two contexts when ur calling someone cute and funny or when ur calling them a dumb illiterate fuck
Ahhhhh Teresa ur such a muffin.
Wtf Teresa ur such a fucking muffin
Muffin by LaxGodNigger101 May 31, 2018
Ahhh aye muffin aye it’s muffin time. Who wants a muffin? Please I just wanna dieeeee, please somebody kill me please have muffin time lol xd
Muffin by Thy coochie god November 19, 2018
To shit yourself and keep it in your underpants for a long time, therefore, it looks like a fucking chocolate muffin.
Fuck, I think I've had a muffin the whole day.
Muffin by D4rkSh4dow March 3, 2019
The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!
innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."
Muffin by Kitty October 5, 2005