in the dive posistion, insert ones hands inthe vagina, and at the same time shove your head into the muff of the victim
by masterofrpg March 12, 2004
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"Get yo towel bitch, cuz I'm goin deep sea muff diving' in yo great sea of pink."
"Im'a git my snorkel before I be deep sea muff divin' in that pink pussy !"
"Im'a git my snorkel before I be deep sea muff divin' in that pink pussy !"
by J-Lez September 23, 2021
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Searching for a fat girl's vagina to initiate intercouse while layers and layers of blubbery lard get in your way. Thus making a diving maneuver completely necessary.
Guy 1: "Yeah, dude, I totally fucked ____ last night."
Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."
Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."
by Cam_bush13 June 19, 2017
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Get the muffining mug.When somebody searches throughout the internet to find a piece of evidence that agrees with their point of view, no matter how obscure or idiotic that piece of evidence is, and then holding true to that piece of evidence despite being shown much more verifiable and publicly trusted pieces of evidence, just because they are afraid of being wrong
Look guys Nilloc is using a paper written by a crackhead that he found on the 50th page of Google, I can't believe he's muffining again.
by Delt__ June 4, 2018
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by protijy July 2, 2018
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