The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.
"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
by bobbin frapples October 14, 2009
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by ThatGirl85 September 3, 2005
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these other people got it all fucked up. a muffdiver is someone who goes down on a female, but they choose to do so only while wearing a wetsuit or scuba gear.
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
Get the muffdiver mug.ugh.......a muffdiver is a person man or female whome goes down on anothers muff(i.e. pubic bush of hair) and eats out there pussy...usually getting pubs stuck in mouth.....
by Joseph Gomez April 17, 2006
Get the muffdiver mug.when you make you'r way through a girls pubic hair filled with chunks of duck butter looking for the vaginal opening
by spazzy jazzy January 18, 2003
Get the muff dive mug.by Roberta s June 22, 2010
Get the muffdiving mug.an idiot that comes up with more slang filth than we need, as we all have to much to remember now, without adding more trash to our language.
Like, Duh, I am a Freaking Idiot. I made up a trashy new word. Lets see if all my trashy little friends like it.
Like yeah, I have the mentality of Beavis and Butthead, when I tell my friends that I was with a muffdiver over the weekend.
Like yeah, I have the mentality of Beavis and Butthead, when I tell my friends that I was with a muffdiver over the weekend.
by StupidPeopleHater January 2, 2008
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