Alyssa Mulch

Alyssa Mulch is one of the sweetest and chillest girls you can meet. She’s extremely loyal and funny. Alyssa Mulch is definitely one of a kind. She’s quite the crackhead and would do anything to make you smile. She definitely some bundle of joy.

Alyssa Mulch is really cool. I think I wanna become friends with her.

by jenifer lopez June 1, 2020

mulchologist

some one is is the master of mulch in every way shape and form

wayne can do anything possable when it comes to mulch from flower beds to even sleeping in it. that man is a mulchologist

aka mulch genius

by BIG DADDY BACON December 29, 2011

Smokin' Mulch

When a woman lights a man's pubes on fire while giving a blowjob.

The fire alarm was worth it when we found out Harriet was Smokin' Mulch.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

mulchen bowl

when one shits in someone elses mouth and stirrs it with his dick.

Mark got a mulchen bowl from Nic, and now his teeth are brown.

by Jdawg/Jmoney February 17, 2007

Mulch Bagging

It's when a person kills a prostitute (or runaway- someone nobody will miss), has sex with her, and buries the body. Some months later, they dig up the body and put their opened mouth between the deceased's legs while a friend jumps on her stomach. The woman's decaying insides (including the perpetrator's old sperm) spurt into his mouth.

As a threat- If you're not careful, I'ma mulch-bag your sister.

As an insult- You dirty mulch-bagger.

As an activity- "What'd you guys do last night?" "Just a little mulch bagging"

by Mulchy McBagggerson September 4, 2009

Melchor

a very sexy mixed mexican that has really nice face and a really nice eyebrows, girls like to hangout with him and a lot of girls like him, the girl to have him to themselves are very lucky and should never break his heart, once his heart is broken it will forever be broken, he is a really perfect male not to skinny but also not to fat he is a boy a girl could ever ask for, he is also extremely athletic, and he is a very horny and outgoing boy that like to have fun and always has a postive mood toward people he likes.

melchor

by triffler March 1, 2020

Mulch

A mulch is an annoying human being whose presence is simply futile and irrelevant.

*intervenes conversation*

"ugh, go away you mulch"

by A.Tweirdrandomdefinitions November 10, 2019