Muddle aged

the state of being middle aged, with the confusion and forgetfulness that accompanies it

Man, it totally sucks being muddle aged--I can't remember anything any more.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver August 21, 2009

muddle maker

A muddle maker is a person that comes to your house and just fucks your toilet up with catastrophic diarrhea.

My boyfriend is a total muddle maker.

by Diarrhea January 28, 2018

Muddled up

When you get muddled up and mixed up

This is my twin sister… sometimes we get muddled up

by Katem84 July 1, 2021

muddle of pud

Nirvana for frat assholes

Muddle of pud and date rape ROCK!!!

by aesop December 1, 2003

Muddle your fruit

When you beating that pussy up so good she feels like you are making a liquid mess of her juice box

Hey shawty, come to the crib and let me muddle your fruit for a lil bit.

by partypruden March 31, 2016

Mojito Butt Muddle

When you muddle mint in a female's butthole, except instead of a muddling tool, you use your dick.

Friend: aye man Tina's stank crevice was smelling minty fresh

Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle

Friend: nice bro!

by DomAndAustin May 31, 2016

a right buggers muddle

A sticky situation

Wow I'm in a right buggers muddle with all this fuckin' homework that's due tomorrow. Should I go jack off instead? Yes

by BaconSoap March 19, 2016