maddielarkin

She's a hot blonde girl, extremely attractive with a fine ass, and big boobs. If you get her dont ever let her go

"Who was that blonde that just pasted"
"That's maddielarkin, she's so hot"

by justanormalguy January 15, 2017

muddle

To think, act, or proceed in a confused or aimless manner:

...muddled along through my high-school years.

Once a man said "If we could stop mental muddle, life would be blissful to its fullest extent".

by golgy December 21, 2018

throat muddler

a well endowed male who bruises tonsils with his cock, the way a bartender would muddle ingredients into a drink

Wow, look at the package on BigPasta! I bet he is a real throat muddler.

by BigPasta February 24, 2015

Bugger's Muddle

1. Mess
2. Confusion caused by incompetence and/or lack of organisation
3. Complete cock up
4. Unsatisfactory result, often with comic consequences
5. Misguided effort
6. Fiasco
7. Result of failure to recognise consequences

Believed to have been in common usage in the British armed forces from WW2, now (2007) largely anachronistic and used by older persons who remember it or have parents who did... may link to the phrase "Don't let the buggers get you down" which probably refers primarily to the bullying of private soldiers during induction training by non commissioned officers.

About disastrous outcome caused by mismanagement:
"...The entire venture was doomed to be a bugger's muddle from the very beginning"

by Manton December 9, 2008

maddie

maddie is a wonderful girl, perfect inside and out. She has a beautiful smile on her face and normally have gorgeous eyes!! She is a crazy, funny and ‘has to be right’ but you will love her and will probably brighten up your day with one clumsy and stupid word however when you first meet her and she might come off as shy or quiet but really she’s quite the cracker! They don’t think that they’re that great but they really are! Boys secretly admire them but most maddie’s don’t recognise this and doesn’t like a lot of attention (e.g compliments). However, because she ‘has to be right’ she has a fiery but playful spirit and if you mess with her she will mess with you back! But she is such a lovely friend and is most of the time happy and makes sure everyone else around her is to! They are heard not to love as a friend!

Hey maddie !

by rabbitlover123 May 9, 2018

Maddie

Maddie is usually a very very beautiful girl. She is usually sweet, caring, loveable and hard not to think about.

Can't stop staring, she must be maddie

by Hullyjimbo April 13, 2013

Maddie

This is a girl who is complete perfection in the inside and out. Always has a beautiful smile on her face. All guys fall for a Maddie, it's almost as if the love goddess Aphrodite has given all the Maddie's on earth her blessing of desire, but she doesn't like a lot of attention...only the most beautiful girls hate attraction. Most Maddie's usually have chocolate brown hair and deep brown eyes. They always have long legs and amazingly clear skin. ALL Maddie's are very intelligent and SUPER smart. They are usually crazy about blue-eyed guys but will settle for green. Don't ever try to challenge her because she will prove you wrong and shove your dumbness right in your face. She sometimes may be a bad influence, but if you invite her into your life she will make it a party. Her life revolves during the night, thats when shes the best BUT she will always try really hard to brighten your day no matter how long it takes her.

Guy 1: Aye man why won't Maddie date me? i mean she dated you. And DAANNGG she FINEE!

Guy 2: you have the same color eyes as her

by cash34 January 1, 2014