Mtb Joey

An inexperienced mountainbike park rider that wears way too much armor and blocks jumps

Mtb joey: "I'm a Joey, it's my first time here. I've got my squid lid and all my rental gear."

by _Patheticcat December 17, 2019

20 mile MTB trail

A massive evacuation of the bowels, that provides a profound sense of relief.

Man, I just did a 20 mile MTB trail today and I feel great

by anais_ninja March 02, 2014

(mtb) mind the bong

When a bong is in a precarious position and you notice this, then announce it to the squad.

Bong is in a Precarious Position Comrade noticed this
Comrade: "hey guys, (mtb) mind the bong"
Bdiddy and Moisty: "ok mate"
Comrade: "Sound"
Moisty minds the bong (mtb)

by Moisty97 September 30, 2018

MTB Rider

Someone who has more cuts and bruises on their body than stars in the sky.

"Jeez, he looks badly injured! Oh wait, he's an MTB Rider. He won't care so we won't either.

by mtbkiddo April 10, 2022