A great place to travel to during the summer. It's the best beach town on the East Coast of the U.S. and is loaded with lots of hot chicks.
by JohnZMD February 19, 2009
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by BandBurnout April 21, 2010
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Myrtle beach is a city on the coast of South Carolina.Millions of tourists flood here every year for the nightlife,the beautiful beaches,and the loads of hot ass.But enough about that bullshit.
If you live here,it comes down to this.
1.Tons of bitches.
2.Tons of retarded tourists,who cannot drive.Pretty much all year long.
3.Drugs,drugs,drugs.
4.A strange mix of ghetto and upscale housing.
Myrtle Beach is awash with any and all races.
African-Americans
Cubans
Middle-Easterners
Caucasians
Russian/Ukrainian/Slovakian/Polish etc. that came for work
Latinos
A smaller amount of asians.
Myrtle Beach is a town,if you live in it,where you can start with nothing,and scam,rip-off,rob,and connive tourists.
Tourists who come to Myrtle Beach and its surrounding areas such as Surfide,Garden City,Murrells Inlet,Pawleys Island,And Little River are smug with a sense of security.
They think this place is extremely safe,nothing could happen to them here.
I'm telling you...anything and everything can happen to you here.
If you live here,it comes down to this.
1.Tons of bitches.
2.Tons of retarded tourists,who cannot drive.Pretty much all year long.
3.Drugs,drugs,drugs.
4.A strange mix of ghetto and upscale housing.
Myrtle Beach is awash with any and all races.
African-Americans
Cubans
Middle-Easterners
Caucasians
Russian/Ukrainian/Slovakian/Polish etc. that came for work
Latinos
A smaller amount of asians.
Myrtle Beach is a town,if you live in it,where you can start with nothing,and scam,rip-off,rob,and connive tourists.
Tourists who come to Myrtle Beach and its surrounding areas such as Surfide,Garden City,Murrells Inlet,Pawleys Island,And Little River are smug with a sense of security.
They think this place is extremely safe,nothing could happen to them here.
I'm telling you...anything and everything can happen to you here.
Ex. 1
Tourist #1:Yo,lets head down to Myrtle Beach this summer!
Tourist #2:Hell yeah!
After vacation...
Tourist #1.Well...maybe i should lock my car more often....
Tourist #2.California?
Tourist #1.Hell yeah!
Ex. 2
Local #1.Summertime...this summer,our pockets shall not go empty!
Local #2.Well start with their CARS!
After hitting unlocked cars for a night(Which there is an amazing abundance of)the two check out their stash.
Gps Systems
Ipods
Cell Phones
Purses
Sports Equipment
Bikes
Alcohol
Drugs
Weapons
Car Keys
Credit Cards
Other miscellaneous expensive items.
Local #1.Next Weekend?
Local #2.Hell yeah!
Tourist #1:Yo,lets head down to Myrtle Beach this summer!
Tourist #2:Hell yeah!
After vacation...
Tourist #1.Well...maybe i should lock my car more often....
Tourist #2.California?
Tourist #1.Hell yeah!
Ex. 2
Local #1.Summertime...this summer,our pockets shall not go empty!
Local #2.Well start with their CARS!
After hitting unlocked cars for a night(Which there is an amazing abundance of)the two check out their stash.
Gps Systems
Ipods
Cell Phones
Purses
Sports Equipment
Bikes
Alcohol
Drugs
Weapons
Car Keys
Credit Cards
Other miscellaneous expensive items.
Local #1.Next Weekend?
Local #2.Hell yeah!
by YoungFelon December 30, 2010
Get the Myrtle Beach mug.To go out with all intentions of getting slobber-bombed and waking up in some random hotel room Thinking..."what the fuck happened?" And the only landmark you recognize is the Atlantic Ocean.
by MNR June 8, 2015
Get the Myrtle Beach Drunk mug.1. To be ripped off or cheated.
2. When nothing goes your way.
3. Being stood up.
Comes from the English word, "Myrtle Beach", a place that causes nothing but aggrevation.
see also fucked, screwed, shafted.
2. When nothing goes your way.
3. Being stood up.
Comes from the English word, "Myrtle Beach", a place that causes nothing but aggrevation.
see also fucked, screwed, shafted.
Ex.1 After realizing that your scheduled booty call was not going to show up, you got myrtled.
Ex.2 We were supposed to have a tee time at noon, but the course myrtled us.
Ex.3 That taxi driver tried to myrtle us on the price, so I told him to get the heck outta here.
Ex.2 We were supposed to have a tee time at noon, but the course myrtled us.
Ex.3 That taxi driver tried to myrtle us on the price, so I told him to get the heck outta here.
by Russ Cersosimo May 15, 2007
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Frother: Dude, did you check out Rashida Jones in the latest myrtle monday?
Rando: Who in what?
Frother: Yeah I know, she's a total myrtle!
Rando: Who in what?
Frother: Yeah I know, she's a total myrtle!
by Surf Ambassador Hendo April 6, 2011
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