Moosecunt

an extremely lazy and mean person that anyone would regret meeting. Also a person who frequently uses dancing as an excuse to say that they are not lazy and cannot work a clock at a wrestling match.

Man 1- Wow Moosecunt is really lazy
Man 2- Yeah i know she is also always mean to me.
Stefen-No, i think Moosecunt is really nice and i love her.

by Stefen loves Muskan January 20, 2011

moosecocked

A bad beat in poker, when you are a strong favorite.

( My friend and I use this as a form of expression to adequately describe our frustration when we lose a hand as a big favorite.)

I went all in with my AA and was moosecocked when this idiot called with 79, and beat me on the river!

by tollthebell February 20, 2011

Moosecock

The ticks you get after too many prostate exams in a week admission of rape victimization and police brutality

"MOOSECOCK"

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Moosecoose

a Moosecoose is someone who is very cool person of color.

you are moosecoose

- person of color to another person of color

by moosecoose February 26, 2022

MooseCanoe

A pimp who whores out Moofosa the cow from lion king

Moosfosa's a bitch and he's looking for help from MooseCanoe

by trey3 June 4, 2022

moosecel

self-identifying members of an online subculture based around moose and her inability to find a romantic or sexual partner to stay with her despite desiring one, a state they describe as "mooseceldom" or "moosecelibacy"

"moose is being a moosecel again."
"yaknow your rlly acting like moose"

by mightymoose6778 August 3, 2024

moosecel

self-identifying members of an online subculture based around moose and her inability to find a romantic or sexual partner despite desiring one, and her autistic cringe ideologys, a state they describe as "mooseceldom" or "moosecelibacy"

"you`re really struggling like a moosecel at the momment"
idfk

by mightymoose6778 August 8, 2024