mourning wood

(n) when one pop's a boner at a funeral, or a wake

Damn man, did you see Jimmy's dead grandma?? she gave me mourning wood.

by Greg "El Capitan" April 29, 2006

Mourice

A hard working and caring man. May not be open with his feelings or emotions but you can tell he loves you by his actions. He’s not afraid of shit and is tough as hell. Makes everyone laugh by his ridiculous jokes. Mo don’t fuck around

You hear about mo calling Andrew out? Mourice is a badass

by Fatissa April 18, 2020

Mourning After

When you wake up the following morning, take a look at who is laying next to you, and are horrified in disbelief that you slept with *that*.

The Mourning After began when he saw the bitch he slept the night with.

by DirkD February 1, 2007

Mourinista

Mourinho fans who follow the legendary manager all over the world at every club that he manages. They leave with him when he leaves.

Jose Mourinho thanked his Mourinistas for the support.

by Mourinista1 October 6, 2021

Mourning wood

getting a boner at a funeral.

when i was at aunt Betty's funeral uncle Sean had mourning wood when he saw the body

by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 17, 2017

Good Mourning

Instead of waking up to "good morning". You find yourself waking up to your morning grieving and mourning the recent loss of someone you love (death, relationship, fall out, seperation).

Janny: Good MORNING BFF!

Car: .. oh.. (lathergic aura) morning -_-

Janny: OMG, you are still depressed over the break up?

Car: Yes, so.. good MOURNING to me.

Janny: ...... I gotta go...

by Car Sun- October 26, 2011

Mourngy

Miserable, spoil sport.

Stop being mourngy and come play football.

by Dill December 2, 2003