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Momunteered

To be volunteered by your mother without permission, knowledge, or desire to attend an event or do a task.
Ugh. I don't want to be picking beets either, I was momunteered.
by JesseCPK August 4, 2012
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mountie hat

A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.
1: Up for a quick mount?
2: Do you have a mountie hat?
by whigrat November 15, 2018
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brokeback mountie

a usually masculine member of any military, fraternity or law enforcement agency that is such a hard-ass, dickhead that heterosexual people under their command become temporarily sexually uninhibited and submissive in their presence as a way to show allegiance.
Lt. Fisher enjoyed seeing me scrub the latrine floor in my boxers today-he's a real brokeback mountie!
by busterboner August 29, 2009
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lmg mounted and loaded

one of the random line that the operator tachanka from the game Rainbow 6 siege when deploying his portable lmg
rook : tachanka we need backup!
tachanka : *places lmg* LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED!
by Goldy6946 April 17, 2017
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mountie

a small pixie-like creature that roams the mountains of Canada. Have been known to attack at random.
i'm going mountie hunting!
by cailín beag July 6, 2003
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mounties

Mounties are the notorious alma mater of a South Dublin (Ireland) all girls school. Simillar 'Vasar chicks' these young women are famous for dropping their draws, spending daddy's money, cat fighting and drinking very heavily. Often over applying their fake bake and sometimes known as 'tangerine hussies'. Rather unusually the majority are not naturally beautiful and expensive clothes, spa treatments and hair extensions only last so long. Evidenced by the fact that most mounties end up as boared and often over weight housewifes in south county dublin.
"That mountie blew me, robbed me and dumped me but I still love her..."
"The mounties would look you in the eye and tell you they love you while givin a reach around to your mate"
by Sbarro July 2, 2007
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Mounted

1. Competely and utterly trashed beyond any comparison to existing knowledge
Nigga 1- "Mayne you don't look straight."

Nigga 2- " fo sho, I'm mounted."
by Anonymous February 8, 2003
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