Mountain Dew

The single most addictive, non-alcoholic drink I have ever encountered. I got hooked on it at an American airbase and I had withdrawal symptoms when i returned back to Newcastle. It tasted alot like a drink we used to have here called Tab, whatever happened to that?
I crack open a can:
mmmm sweet nectar, gotta have more, more, MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ezmerelda August 28, 2005
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Mountain Dew

Said to be the sweat of God himself, bottled on the seventh day while he rested after the creation of the universe. This glorious beverage was given to an un-named prophet to be made available for all people of all races. This "nectar of God" is now distibuted to all who wish to feel the rejuvinating effect of ingesting this beverage through various supermarkets, gas stations, vending machines and Taco Bell. Also known as Amazing
Drink Mountain Dew and you'll discover what's inside quenches like no other.
by DOMitus Prime November 21, 2006
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Mountain Dew, a highly caffinated drink. Good for a pick me up when meth is not available. WARNING! Do not make Mountain Dew your only consumable liquid! It causes kidney stones! Seriously!
Johnny was feeling spent so he drank 10 bottles of Mountain Dew and stayed up for 12 hours playing Mystery Date.
by Da Biznatch April 08, 2003
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Originally, a euphemism for moonshine, 'shine or corn licker. Now thanks to mass merchandising the name of a popular soft drink. Gives a whole different meaning to do the Dew.
Revenuers are on their way, best hide the Mountain Dew.
by dewd November 06, 2005
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A college student's best remedy for drowsiness during the early morning hours on the day the term paper is due.
by AYB April 08, 2003
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Mountain Dew

A specially designed pop drink that gamers tend to drink.
I eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew when I play video games.
by bitstripslang February 10, 2016
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Mountain Dew

Proof that God exists.
I don't drink coffee, I drink Mountain Dew.
by Kurt F October 27, 2007
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