moffe

A Norwegian slang word for the drug Morphine. It was used in the title of a Turbonegro song; Prima Moffe (Great Morphine).

I got zonked out on moffe.

by Computech November 6, 2007

titty mouffs

a women so well endowed that her oppenings for milk flow could fit a baby carrot in them.

the baby was hungry but, his mother's titty mouffs were so large that the milk flow nearly choked the baby..

by Shmanye west October 16, 2011

muffer buffer

To motor boat in the vaginal area.

D: how did you break your nose?
J: i was pleasing my g/f when i decided to give her a muffer buffer, and she was not pleased.

by Izzy15062 January 12, 2007

muffet

(pronounced "muff-AY") n. a copious amount of attractive women.

syn. "sausagefest"

The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.

by Nite Owl December 28, 2005

Muffett

A man with a bald spot and a hudge forehead. It takes him 10-15 seconds come figure out a come-back. Instead of a comb back its a comb forward.

My muffett throws girl like fits all day.

by spread legs April 14, 2009

Poop mouff

When someone's breath smells incredibly bad.

After a night a heavy drinking, I usually wake up with poop mouff.

by T-Bizzle fo shizzle January 1, 2006

Muffer

A term used to describe an adrenaline fuelled explorer or adventurer. generally used for a person who explores dark wet holes ie caves, potholes or mines but can be used to describe anyone who likes to get of the beaten track and can also be said to have a below normal level of sanity.

Those guys have been exploring caves, what Muffers. Muffers Rule.

by MuffersRule September 24, 2011