motard

one who likes motown way, way, way too much

"oh man, did you hear about skipper? she locked herself in her room with all her diana ross lp's and she won't come out! she's gonna be such a motard... her francopomposity both astonishes and disgusts me"

by DOG MUSTARD April 14, 2004

motard

Best scout in qwtf. Best Anti-tank in BF1942. Best mp5 in urt and overall amazing. Mo(ron)(Re)tard.

That guy is such a motard why would he do that.

by [mf]Motard May 25, 2003

motard

an abomination of automotive design/execution.
headlights mounted into engine bay with holes in bonnet
standard wheel-gap of 6 inches

2007/2008 MINI Cooper, Cooper S, Cabrio -- the R56

your R56 is a motard
you drive an R56, you are a motard

by R50 Driver March 10, 2008

motard

A contraction of emo and retard, ie. somebody who listens to indie music and looks ridiculous with very carefully messed up hair and black pants that are way too tight.

"I don't like going to clubs in Seattle; there are too many annoying motards."

by icon clabber man July 25, 2005

motard

a person who does something moronic and retarded.

Screwing your bests friends sister in their house instead of yours and getting caught. You have to be a total motard to not see that coming.

by princess gillette May 24, 2010

motard

n. A homosexual who is mentally challenged.

"Lance is a nice guy, but he's a motard."

by The Master of Don Knotts November 17, 2009

motard

some who can not live without being in the military

"Z" is such a motard he can justify anything

by no-lifer May 26, 2008