mystified

to be confused or puzzled

i am so mystified as to why she is with that fugly a*$ mother f*@$er

by sofa king cool May 24, 2006

Modified Elevator Shimmy

Alternating up-and-down hand motions on the back of another person in a face-to-face romantic encounter. While one hand moves upwards the other hand moves downwards, unlike the elevator shimmy, where both hands caress up or down at the same time.

Eric: Hey man, any luck tonight?

Mike: Just a modified elevator shimmy.

by Miguel Commotion November 24, 2009

mossified

something rigged or made up by a moss

I mossified that dildo from scrap

by mossoak November 4, 2008

genetically modified asshole

when a persons genes are spliced influencing more of an asshole. Scientists believed the order in which to make someone more of an asshole was to genetically modify the recipients genes to attain the desired result of an asshole.

scientists took human cells and gentically modified them to create clones that would dispose of other human bred inhabitance.

by flack destroyer January 22, 2005

Mortified216

Someone who spends $200 on there hair, and has eyes that are 20m away. last year he found a dead body and started to rape it and does the same on fotnite.He has sexual interests on everyone he meets, he brainwashed SkyrimPlayzYT to grind some meat.He goes up to homless people and shows off his food, which he stole from a homless person,That homless person later became rich and Waleed started to cry and ask for a ps4. There is a summery of mortified216.

mortified216

by Someone who spends $200 on the January 24, 2019

mortification

an awesome christian heavy metal band that blows deicide out of the water
SATAN SUCKS

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

fortified

when you have weed on you

yo john are you fortified
yeah i got 2 grams homie

by MylesB April 1, 2008