Legion of Mortem Metallum

Bunch of cucks with high af ego. Also the clan with highest amount of child soldiers.

x - Yo what clan is the most annoying.
y - Have you heard of Legion of Mortem Metallum? I guess not since you are asking.

by RozzyNotFound April 16, 2021

Post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan

People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).

"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".

"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."

by Nik, teadrinker July 27, 2009

Pre-mortem

An analysis or discussion of an event held before the incident occurred, especially in order to determine why it would be a failure.

A pre-mortem of your actions, will inspire you to plan ahead for the future.

by KIMCHIOTL May 28, 2018

pre-post mortem face

When ones face looks like it has already gone through the mortem process.

That meth head has pre-post mortem face.

by Elwood82 February 4, 2016

post mortem

A meeting where depts. discuss a major system failure after its resolved to figure out what went wrong and what could be improved.

Feel free to suggest improvements at today's post mortem meeting.

by liz_qa June 22, 2006

Post mortem poop

a short time after someone dies if they didn't poop just before they poop on themselves. that is called a post mortem poop.

that body just took a post mortem poop.

by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2009

Sad mortem

The sound the bringer of the law makes when he’s feeling down

The ccu makes me very sad mortem

by Centurion of the Roman Empire December 29, 2020