mormon surprise 

a delicious drink made by mixing grape juice and vodka sometimes ginger ale is added in the mix to give things a kick. Its name comes from the fact that mormons cannot drink liquor so for a nice surprise slip ur mormon friend some "grape juice" then tell them what it really is and SURPRISE!

Mormon: this grape juice is delicious
Guy 1: That's not JUST grape juice it's vodka too!
Mormon: *spits it out*
Guy 1: SURPRISE!

mormon surprise by SSTrunks February 6, 2004

mormon stall 

1. The time between when a mormon approches you, and finally leaves you alone. Could be anywhere from a minute to 15 minutes depending on how badly they want to get laid.

2. A great excuse for being late.

Boss: "John why are you late for work?"

John: "Sorry boss, I had a mormon stall."

Boss: "Fuck man I'm sorry, I hate when that shit happens!"

mormon stall by 8088Y80M8 January 1, 2012

mormon snowball

masturbating into your contralateral hand and throwing the semen at a buddy. popularized by mormon boys on missions.

After a long day of bicycling, Brad relaxed while throwing a mormon snowball at a fellow missionary.

mormon snowball by rock rockerson February 25, 2009

throck morton's 

In the medical field, Throck Morton's describes a situation in which a male's penis points to the affected leg or side.

Doctor: "This man's got a hairline fracture on the left proximal neck of the femur."

Nurse: "I don't see anything how can you tell?"

Doctor: "Throck Morton's on the left."

throck morton's by super monkey man November 6, 2008

mormon standoff 

When you run into someone in a compromising location and realize if either party mentions it they will incriminate themselves by association.

I walked ino the stripckub and saw my boss. We stared at each other realizing we were in a mormon standoff.

mormon standoff by Igby1106 November 3, 2017

Mormon style

When in Utah, the preferred method of having sex with an un-married Mormon women

While on vacation in Park City, UTah, Joe overheard the bartender say that "girls here only take it Mormon style, you know butt sex."

Mormon style by Bpness April 23, 2014

Morton's Mistake

When a mid-grade restaurant or other business gets pounded on social media for pretending it understands privacy rights.

"After stripping 50% of America of their Constitutional right to privacy, Justice I love Beer went to Morton's Steakhouse for dinner. Given what he was wearing, he kind of asked for it, to be honest. He was ushered out the back and Morton's Mistake was to have a little hissy fit about it."

Morton's Mistake by HungryJohnny July 9, 2022