A vagina that is so big, wide, and full of disease that if a man stuck his Mr. Happy in there it would come out glowing. Upon entering the Mordor vag one has the possibility of being trampled by escaping orcs.
Dude, I was with Sylvia last night, total Mordor Vag, I had to go to the clinic to get checked, and i still have bruises from the fleeing orcs.
by GrouchoMarxx February 20, 2014
A Challenge in which a single person must finish 3 grams of marijuana and 3 large pizzas during the duration of all 3 orignal Lord of the Rings movies.
"Dude, are you up for the Trip to Mordor tonight?"
"Hell yeah! I'll get the pizzas, you get the weed!"
"Hell yeah! I'll get the pizzas, you get the weed!"
by euuphoriaa February 16, 2017
Zach- "Bro! you need to tap that!
Alex- "nah man, she's totally prude!"
Zach- "true dat, one does not simply walk into mordor"
Alex- "yeah, walking into mordor is real hard!"
Alex- "nah man, she's totally prude!"
Zach- "true dat, one does not simply walk into mordor"
Alex- "yeah, walking into mordor is real hard!"
by The Dais November 26, 2011
by teh Scowl November 22, 2005
a permanent eye shaped shit stain in a mattress. the result of a failed attempt to get to the toilet
by scudlins March 12, 2011
Used specifically in StarCraft maps. This is the excuse of any complete noob when he asks for a 4 vs 1 in a map designed for 2 vs 1.
by EternalFury August 22, 2005
Da act of unsuccessfully trying to transfer someone from more-friendly-and-peaceable lands into da most-feared region of Middle Earth.
Da Black Riders committed attempted Mordor on Frodo at the Ford of Bruinen, but he managed to ride past them and cross the water, amid their cries of "Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!"
by QuacksO June 22, 2023