Big Mosey is an absolute unit. He is a black 6'8, 275 pound man. He is also very talented in raping, rapping, being fucking awesome. If you see a Big Mosey either bow down to him or fucking run away like a punk ass bitch.
Girl 1: Look at that Big Mosey
Girl 2: I bet he has a Big Mosey
Boy 1: Oh no
Boy 2: We need to start running before he gets us
Girl 2: I bet he has a Big Mosey
Boy 1: Oh no
Boy 2: We need to start running before he gets us
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v. Chiefly British Vulgar Slang., Moyseyed, Moyseying, Moyseys.
v.tr.
To engage in illicit drunken sexual intercourse with. Specifically kissing, then licking snatch before flexing 2 or 3 sexual positions with at least one of the aforementioned positions being 'the Piledriver'.
The 'Moyseyer' or 'Moysey' is usually in a relationship with a girl other than the "Moyseyee".
Traditionally the Moyseyer will then describe at length, the sordid details of his exploits, whilst attempting to assasinate the character of the "Moyseyee".
v.tr.
To engage in illicit drunken sexual intercourse with. Specifically kissing, then licking snatch before flexing 2 or 3 sexual positions with at least one of the aforementioned positions being 'the Piledriver'.
The 'Moyseyer' or 'Moysey' is usually in a relationship with a girl other than the "Moyseyee".
Traditionally the Moyseyer will then describe at length, the sordid details of his exploits, whilst attempting to assasinate the character of the "Moyseyee".
We began kissing, which then turned into more passionate kissing and then eventually me going down on her. I've been told that she states she was trying to keep her knickers on however I remember quite clearly this not being the case. They actually came off very easily, she even helped me remove them
After going down on her on her bedroom floor, we moved to the bed where we then had sex in 2 or 3 positions. Sleep followed shortly after becuase by this point it was almost 6am
I have been told today that she claims that she was paraletic at the time (true - as was I) and not concious of what "I" was doing to her. She also claims that she woke up with me on top of her. Which is complete and utter bollocks - she was 100% awake - the whole time.... she was wide awake when i licking her snatch, wide awake when i was fucking her.... and also suprisingly WIDE AWAKE when she put her legs over my shoulders so i could fuck her even harder
...something that she told afterwards - "Trev never done me like that"
In short, I gave her a good old Moyseying
After going down on her on her bedroom floor, we moved to the bed where we then had sex in 2 or 3 positions. Sleep followed shortly after becuase by this point it was almost 6am
I have been told today that she claims that she was paraletic at the time (true - as was I) and not concious of what "I" was doing to her. She also claims that she woke up with me on top of her. Which is complete and utter bollocks - she was 100% awake - the whole time.... she was wide awake when i licking her snatch, wide awake when i was fucking her.... and also suprisingly WIDE AWAKE when she put her legs over my shoulders so i could fuck her even harder
...something that she told afterwards - "Trev never done me like that"
In short, I gave her a good old Moyseying
by The Drizzla" May 31, 2007
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Mopey Fucks are unlike normal realists, despite being miserable about life's misfortunes, they seem to bring them upon themselves by constantly being pessimistic, in fact, they seem to enjoy misery and suffering, despite how much they piss and moan about it.
Mopey Fucks are unlike normal realists, despite being miserable about life's misfortunes, they seem to bring them upon themselves by constantly being pessimistic, in fact, they seem to enjoy misery and suffering, despite how much they piss and moan about it.
Person 1: My gosh, it's such an awesome day outside! The sun is shining brightly in the cloudlessly blue sky, a cool breeze is gently rippling the crisp air....
Person 2: All I see is pain and misery...
Person 1: Go piss off, you mopey fuck.
Person 2: All I see is pain and misery...
Person 1: Go piss off, you mopey fuck.
by Leto172010 December 26, 2010
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"He's being such a mopey cunt, listening to power ballads again"
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You then race outside the house and pop up from below the window, with your hands at the side of your head, waving your fingers like moose ears and shout "Surprise Moosey!"
You then race outside the house and pop up from below the window, with your hands at the side of your head, waving your fingers like moose ears and shout "Surprise Moosey!"
"Me and Dave did a surprise Moosey on Linda last night. You should have seen her face!. Worse than when I gave her a Dirty Sanchez"
by Mongrlz August 15, 2012
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