Electric Moose

The act of attaching electrodes to someone ass cheeks. The person who has the electrodes attached to their ass spreads their ass cheeks. Another person then charges full speed ahead, with their hands on their head mimicking moose antlers. They then proceed to ram their hands, and head up the other person's ass.

What did you do today?

I ran out of shotgun shells, so I electric moosed my girlfriend.

by Fearix March 3, 2011

a room with a moose

What lies at the end of a wormhole

Zim: You see,at the end of this wormhole lies...A ROOM...WITH A MOOSE!

by 0niTTRay December 31, 2003

Moosen

n. pl. Many moose.

"MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of them, many much moosen! Out in the woods, in the wood-es, in the woodsen! Meese want the food, food is to eatnessin! Meese want the food in the woodeyisen!"
"Brian... Brian."
"What?"
"You're an imbecile."
"...imbisullen..."
-Brian Regan

by Da Moosen. January 6, 2010

Hefty Moose

1. A Large amount of something
2. A Big Girl

Example 1
Guy 1 : Man i just put up 300 pounds on the bench
Guy 2: Damn thats a hefty moose

Example 2
Guy 1 : you see that girl

Guy 2: yea thats one hefty moose

by dan2331 November 1, 2010

Streetlamp Le Moose

An amazing man famous for being a gentleman and being extremely attractive. Different from all the guys, he wears the latest trends before they're known but he's not a hipster, he just makes things awesome. Treats all girls with respect and doesn't let the big guy phase him, he helps them instead. Helps out all his friends to get to there full potential. Eventually becomes president of the United States and gets the world back on track.

"With that, Streetlamp Le Moose existed the stage. Abigail waited in the wings for him, embracing him she whispered seductively 'Hello Mr. President.'"

by Flagellah May 27, 2013

Moosedangling

The dangling of a moose from a pylon.

Grab the rope! We're going moosedangling
dangling moose rope

by LongJohnTrumpyPants October 6, 2012

Sharing the Moose

A Canadian expression for getting married, like the American "tying the knot". In a traditional Canadian wedding, the bride and groom go down the aisle each riding a moose, and after the ceremony they go back up the aisle on one, shared moose.

We're going to Ottawa next week because Dave and Alanis are sharing the moose.

by Married to a Canuck December 18, 2009