A huge hulk of an Italian dictator whose sheer height and mass intimidated his subjects into complying with his unreasonable directives.
As big and heavy as Mooselini was, it may have hindered him from moving around very fast or frequently, and so perhaps he needed a number of slighter-figured henchmen to scurry about the land and enforce his oppressive rules.
by QuacksO November 21, 2022
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