moosedick

1. When born, mistaken for a dildo.
2. Walking penis head
3. Colin Pussywillow Ovaltree
4. If a moosedick was a person........well.....Colin.

Colin "moosedick" Ovaltree is funny looking.

by Civonicpauljoshbrandon February 9, 2004

Moosecock

Nickname invented while drunk one night.

"Hey! Listen! How bout Moosecock?!"

by Nick April 23, 2003

Moosepickle

the most random thing ever...it's crazy and great, what a great picture of a moose and a pickle!

"Doode what was the homework?"

"MOOSEPICKLEEEEEE! xD"

by bloopxD! January 25, 2009

moosecocked

A bad beat in poker, when you are a strong favorite.

( My friend and I use this as a form of expression to adequately describe our frustration when we lose a hand as a big favorite.)

I went all in with my AA and was moosecocked when this idiot called with 79, and beat me on the river!

by tollthebell February 20, 2011

Moosecock

The ticks you get after too many prostate exams in a week admission of rape victimization and police brutality

"MOOSECOCK"

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Moosetrack Mining

When someone digs through a full moosetrack container and removes all the chocolate bits, leaving only the vanilla ice cream. This can also be applied to lucky charms and other foods where there is a clear distinction between the tasty and average ingredients. Typically, the remainder is never eaten.

Dude, who moosetrack mined the skittles? All the red ones are gone!

Who was moosetrack mining the pizza, now the pepperoni's are all gone!

by cacci May 5, 2010

mousecakes

Smaller/younger Idiots - see also moosecakes

Look at all those dance parents- what mousecakes

by DanceMambaJamba January 19, 2019