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Moongooner

A person who follows the art of moongooning, i.e. a spiritual Native American ritual that involves gooning into an elk’s entrails after blowing the head off a buffalo in an effort to summon the phoenix. It is important to have a moongooner’s license and a registered priest to oversee the session to ensure that the moongooner squad follows the correct path
My moongooner gang is planning something with Eagle Eye at 1:00 in the morning, you in?
by EagleEyeMoonGoon February 8, 2024
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MOONGOONER

An Individual who partakes in The ancient spiritual ritual, were follower's of the unwritten creed gather under the crown of a full Moon and begin the ritual of Gooning, Offering the ash's of grandpa to the phoenix bringing about its resurrection. Knowing it is our only hope against the beast of legend and providing salvation for all.
It was on the twelfth night, that the MOONGOONER beacon was set, by the eleventh night, the beast was no more
by Poet3991 February 15, 2024
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