moochbag

A douchebag that mooches whatever you have.

Tony is always drinking our beer; God, what a moochbag.

by Cap'n Itchynutz January 13, 2009

Mooch Madness

The state of someone who does not have a t.v. and mooches off their friends to watch the NCAA basketball tournament.

Riaz has Mooch Madness, he has been at W.C.'s all weekend watching the tourney.

by Fatrazmo April 5, 2011

Moocherist

A Moocherist is a person that takes advantage of social programs that include Welfare, EBT, Free Medical. College Grants, and other programs designed to help the poor. A Moocherist may have made a poor life decisions at some point in their life which opened their eyes to the vast amount of social programs the United States has to offer. Having found a free money tree in social programs they continue to manipulate the system and turn their temporary time of need into a lifelong career. Moocherist are not needy. They are easy to spot at your local supermarket. They usually wear designer clothing, carry fancy handbags, and have the newest and most expensive smartphones. After watching them use their EBT cards at the check out counter, you will find them loading their $500 worth of groceries into a newer luxury SUV. You can also find these same people at your local hospital that accepts government assistance cards. They are in the waiting room, waiting for a free appointment with YOUR doctor, playing with their new smartphone. You often overhear them complain about the wait time, as if they were going to be late for work! Moocherist family scams usually consist of a Single Mother that lives with her illegitimate Children's Father. She does not marry her "babies daddy" because his income would cut the amount of taxpayer dollars she can steal from Taxpayers. The father usually gets paid cash for any work he does do if any and he claims to live at a different address.

Did you see that Moocherist at the Jack in the Crack paying for all that food with her EBT card? How did she get one of those? That lady had a Coach purse, expensive clothes and the newest iPhone. She even drove away in a Lexus with 28" rims! I must be doing something wrong.

by The Priest August 2, 2014

Monch

A combination of the words munch and mosh. To eat with extreme intensity. Usu. not a real meal.

I haven't eaten all day. I'm about to go home and monch on something in my fridge.

by RapGodTHoR January 5, 2010

mooch

Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.

Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen

by Noodle January 16, 2005

moochtard

A so called friend that mooches off you and acts like a retard as if it never happened.

Don't be a moochtard! Buddy, It's so your turn to pick the tab.

by Allura August 19, 2004

mooch for cooch

An arrangement where a girl lives off of you in exchange for sex. Not prostitution, but just the lazy live in girlfriend.

She was supposed to pay half the rent, but she's a good piece of ass so it sorta became an unspoken mooch for cooch agreement.

by The Shamann September 17, 2015