E-Mongering

The process of looking for hookers online.

I used to prowl the streets looking for prostitutes but now I spend all my time online E-Mongering.

by Randy Ray August 23, 2010

Fuck Mothering Toaster Strudel

That one little smug son of a bitch that will stick itself up your mothers' anus

Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"

"Oh, damn! that fuck mothering toaster strudel sent itself up my mom's ass again!"

by J_3_T January 13, 2017

a fuck mothering vampire

It means you are a fuck mothering vampire

I was walking down the street then I saw a fuck mothering vampire

by I eat ass and fap all day October 24, 2017

Mooseing

Having anal sex with a girl placing your hands on her hips and slowly raising them to head height in the shape of antlers impersonating a moose with out her seeing what you are doing.

Im mooseing that girl tonight

by fraggletron January 7, 2012

miffering

Miffering, the act of being miffered

Oh, they were up last night, miffering.
They're tots miffering right now.

by THEPANDAGURL November 6, 2013

Joseph Motherington

Man who lived way back yonder in long-ago New England, known for telling the tales of ye old parent's bedroom thou night before. Knows your mother very well.

Young Lad: Hoo hoo! Look at that scallywag, Joseph Motherington!
Joseph Motherington: I had sex with your mom.
Young Lad: Pish Posh you collateral pitterlog!

by aldritch's bitch May 25, 2021

hat-mongering

1. A typo for hate-mongering. see cosplay

2. The act of peddling hats.

The others are hat-mongering fools doomed to spend their lifes in a single minded quest to destroy the differences in man's psyche.

by www.severedband.com August 9, 2003