The #1 mooch or King Moocher will always be the one to ask for your snacks and try
To borrow your stuff.
To borrow your stuff.
S- hey can I mooch some of your food I don’t have any
T- You asked yesterday and the day before
S- Please
T- You’re the King Moocher
T- You asked yesterday and the day before
S- Please
T- You’re the King Moocher
by Moochington the third May 22, 2020
Get the King moocher mug.A person on welfare who is just lazy and doesn't really need it. Welfare moochers give legitimate welfare recipients (those that really do need it, such as disabled people or people who are struggling with their jobs) a bad name!
Person 1: I decided it would just be more convenient to be on welfare than get a job.
Person 2: Get up off your ass and at least LOOK for a job, you friggin welfare moocher!
Person 2: Get up off your ass and at least LOOK for a job, you friggin welfare moocher!
by MetalHead16 February 24, 2011
Get the Welfare Moocher mug.Person 1: "Ugh! You bother me so much!!"
Person 2: "He's a jerk, I know... want a hug?"
*they hug*
Person 3: "Bro... you're such a hug moocher."
Person 2: "He's a jerk, I know... want a hug?"
*they hug*
Person 3: "Bro... you're such a hug moocher."
by TeamUnderdogLove August 11, 2009
Get the Hug Moocher mug.1. A stoner who uses you offten to get high on your own personal surply. he/she will smoke you stash, eat your munchies, drink your koolade and never ever return the favor.
2. some who always "borrows" things that are not normally borrowed.
3. some one who uses you there own good but never returns the favor
4. verb: to mooch
2. some who always "borrows" things that are not normally borrowed.
3. some one who uses you there own good but never returns the favor
4. verb: to mooch
1. aw man let me hit that...no way cheezy puffs...dude some koolade...wow i better go man bye
2. hey man can i borrow your car/vcr/shoes/socks
3. dude lend me $5 ill pay you back *they have no cash, ever*
4. lets mooch over to her place later
2. hey man can i borrow your car/vcr/shoes/socks
3. dude lend me $5 ill pay you back *they have no cash, ever*
4. lets mooch over to her place later
by Flash terrorist August 9, 2004
Get the moocher mug.One who tries to steal or get with your girlfriend or her friends or take away any time of female companion. Although sexist it makes fun of men and can be some lesbians.
by Bennie November 28, 2004
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A period of time (usually one day but possibly spreading to several consecutive days) where absolute fuck all is achieved. Conditions must include waking up in the afternoon, and only leaving the house if a)you would otherwise die or b) indoors gets intolerably boring.
note:Takes it's name from the Duke Ellington song "The Mooche" for it's extreme lazy trudging feeling.
A period of time (usually one day but possibly spreading to several consecutive days) where absolute fuck all is achieved. Conditions must include waking up in the afternoon, and only leaving the house if a)you would otherwise die or b) indoors gets intolerably boring.
note:Takes it's name from the Duke Ellington song "The Mooche" for it's extreme lazy trudging feeling.
"Hey did you get anywhere with that thing you're working on?"
"Dude no, nothing got done I've been in the mooche for 3 maybe 4 days... I dunno it all blurs together." (this example is often consequential of an awesome party)
"Ah man that was a solid week! I'm going on the mooche - see you in a few days." (this example is a luxury of choice for students with long enough holidays to do so)
"Dude no, nothing got done I've been in the mooche for 3 maybe 4 days... I dunno it all blurs together." (this example is often consequential of an awesome party)
"Ah man that was a solid week! I'm going on the mooche - see you in a few days." (this example is a luxury of choice for students with long enough holidays to do so)
by dfdan April 10, 2008
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