Montenegro

A Montenegro is the generalised social rank given to different people based on the nationality prefix.
Different nationalities mean different ranks.

Sam = uber 1337!1! = Southern Uzbekistani-Montenegro
Geoff = 1337!1! = Scandinavian-Montenegro
Lachlan = n00b!1! = Ethiopian-Montenegro
Gary = Doosh(dousche)Bag = Swahili-Montenegro

by .: MoUsE :. September 1, 2004

montenegro

A country with the most pollluted beaches on earth, making Bosnia's kilometer or so of coastline look like paradies compared to it.

Tourist: What the hell is this green slime on it?

Vlah: Welcome to Montenegro.

by Jasna February 14, 2004

montenegro

If there are any americans describing Montenegro here, they are liars. I drove a military escort to the border of Montenegro and americans aren't allowed in that country.

Starting five miles out, you'll see signs that say, "Turn back americans, you are 5 miles from the montenegro border." Then 4 miles, 3, 2, and so on.

by Former Soldier. May 25, 2010

Montenegro

a country that was called serbia at first then changed to yugoslavia and now is called serbia & montenegro. most of the women there are fuckin ugly as hell, they suck ass at soccer, vlade divac and stojakovic cant play worth shit and the it is a third world country and is communist....

man Montenegro blows and the women are ugly...lets go to Croatia...

by Robert June 16, 2004

monternet

Used by people all around the world (mainly Scotland) as an excuse when their internet turns off randomly

"sorry about that guys, monternet isn't working"

by ColeBatch February 19, 2017

moneyness

In finance, moneyness is the relative position of the current price (or future price) of an underlying asset (e.g., a stock) with respect to the strike price of a derivative, most commonly a call option or a put option.

Boss please find the moneyness of our stock

by Moneyness over funnyness July 27, 2017

montenen

A very kind man he has his G1 he's a proffsenial driver he like to have rims on his car with a loud sound system he likes to have loud music is very hyour active to music he knows how to rhyme with raps he helps people if they need help with there car

Montenen is a Jamaican that is very happy his nickname Is Mike he doesn't like people calling him his real name

by I know who you are December 19, 2017