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Black Monster Cock 4 

Thanks to Combatzone.us there is now an amazing sequel to all of Black Monster Cock's greatest hits! Featuring new double wide anal penetration and buckets of man juice, this new movie will have you on you knees... begging for more ;)
I love jacking off to the new Black Monster Cock 4!

meatus monster cock 

Star: “Are you ready for my meatus monster cock

super general monster cock 

the highest rank in any militant system of which the only way to achieve is to kill an enemy with ones erection. it puts one possesing the title above all others and women fall to their knees before him. in all, the greatest men alive.

*note; women cannot reach this rank do to lack of weapon*
Guy1: dude the other day i was out walkin out in town and this guy tried to mug me, i had forgotten my kniofe and was forced to use the only weapon i had.

Guy2: congradulations, you have officly recieved the rank of super general monster cock.

Jesus monster cock 

Term used to describe my unnaturally large penis. Typically given to a person named Matt. Names also referring to Jesus Monster Cock are White Python and Don Knotts. J.M.C is the accepted abbreviation for Jesus Monster Cock
M: Hey Chan, did you hear Brit screaming last night?

C:*confused* Maybe

M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.

Chilean monster cock 

Chilean Monster Cock or more popularly known as hashtag #CMC, is an acronym affectionately used to describe the very impressive size and length of Chilean-American actor Pedro Pascal's girthy penis. It is now commonly used throughout many Pedro Pascal Facebook groups, but it popularity height was reached thru Facebook group *Pedro Pascal's Chilean Mistress Society*
There goes Pedro Pascal again, taking that delicious Chilean Monster Cock #CMC out for a stroll.

taeil’s monster cock 

it’s simply the truth. he has the most humongous cock that everything around him shakes as he walks bc his cock is basically getting dragged on the floor. it’s so big. please slap me with it im begging you.
nctzen 1: have you seen taeil’s bbl update? like mmm good gosh darn it he can get it anytime.

nctzen 2: nctzen 1 please stop being so white. you don’t to gaze at taeil’s monster cock monster lovingly as you think about life and why your gf left you.
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