monogomanus

When two fags agree to be faithful and only tool each others asses.

Todd: "Oh my gosh! Did you here Bruce is off the market?"
Kyle: "Yeah, he and Brad decided to be all monogomanus."

by Rob Rodriguez August 28, 2007

Monogamystic

A really good dude that wants to experience all sexual avenues with his woman, yet …

Enjoying a quiet monogamystic Sunday morning, drinking bloody’s, listening to Mayer Hawthorne, watching FFM and happy as fuck!

by The real Derek October 31, 2021

Monogamy

Utter bullshit

That some monogamy bullshit

by DucklyMcFU June 18, 2023

Monogomer

Noun- /mënãgëmer/
A one vag man!

When I said 'I do', I became a monogomer

by LuluLeiberBitches August 5, 2023

Monogamy

It just doesn't work unless your cock is fat or you sequester the woman.

Hym "So, since monogamy doesn't work, what other options are there? Prostitution. Literally the only other option."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

Collaborative Monogamy

A symbiotic relationship found in the concept of vastness where both partners benefit. Each person in the relationship is enabled to be their best selves through collaboration, communication and openness. This kind of relationship is founded on the principles of balance and harmony.

Collaborative Monogamy is the best way to find freedom in a relationship.

Relationships only succeed when both parties are happy and collaborative monogamy achieves that

by Vasthoe June 12, 2022

Aquarius Monogamy

A term describing "semi-ethical"cheating. It's when a someone cheats on their partner, but is completely upfront and honest about it.

Jack displayed aquarius monogamy when he asked Jill to buy some more condoms, because he used the other ones, when he slept with Alice.

by el samich dirty January 29, 2023