Monkey tail

When you clench your asshole and your get temporary control of your penis.

Ed: Hey roger why is your pants pulsing?
Roger: Yeah I’m monkey tailing it right now!

by SwanyM September 20, 2018

monkey tail

When one sits too far back on the toilet therefore leaving a small lick of poo on the back of the seat

I had to wipe off a monkey tail at the police headquarters yesterday morning

by Crispin Whattley September 13, 2005

Monytail

A ponytail mowhawk!!!!!

Shaughn has a fuckin SWEET monytail.

by Fozzy Nutz in your mouth and Adam December 10, 2008

Monkeyball

The act of jumping onto someone's chest, securing your private area near their mouth and beating the top of their head with your fists while yelling your favorite curse word.

"If you keep talking to me with no respect I will monkeyball you I swear."

by J.1 May 13, 2010

monkeyhairs

Pubic hair

I shaved my monkeyhairs

by Gtrguy January 7, 2022

monktail

someone hoo sux on monkeys tails whilst bein fingerd by their mum in a caravan!!

when in an argument call the other person a monktail!!!

by matty.b July 4, 2004

monkeytime

The period of time wherein one behaves in primate-like behavior. Typical of male homosapiens, monkeytime behavior includes excessive gestures of attraction towards the opposite sex, spontaneous masturbation, and occassional aggressive behavior towards other males.

"Dude, he's hitting on the girl who's helping him pick out a gift for his girlfriend!! Ha ha ha, MONKEYTIME! EIEIEIEIEIEIEIeeeeeeeeeeeIeIeIeIeIe"

by Monkeymatic May 26, 2005