monkey fucker definded as; the lowest form of a nigger lover . a girl that fucks niggers that other niggers wont even consider fucking, a girl that thinks its cool to fuck blks but to stupid to realize all niggers are not created equal that some niggers are absoloutly not fuckable. heaven forbid that she become pregnated by one. can you imagen what the baby monkey might grow up to be.
If thats the thing you ben fuckin that god damn silver back mountain gorilla then we aint fucking anymore cause i aint fuckin no monkey fucker.
by srg898989 August 31, 2017
Get the monkey fucker mug.(noun) Meaningless expletive similar to "rat's ass" or "ratfuck," only more emphatic, a monkeyfuck being a step up from not giving a rat's ass or not giving a monkeyfuck.
I told him that I didn't give a rat's ass if he didn't like my fucking his girlfriend and he said he didn't give a monkeyfuck if I didn't like the beating he was gonna give me. Anyway, that's why I'm in the hospital. The doctors here don't give a monkeyfuck ... I almost never see one ... and my catheter bag is overflowing and is starting to turn bloody.
ratfuck don't give a fuck don't give a rat's ass don't give a ratfuck fuck-a-doodle-doo
ratfuck don't give a fuck don't give a rat's ass don't give a ratfuck fuck-a-doodle-doo
by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 22, 2014
Get the monkeyfuck mug.Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?
Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
by Chris isgay Davis January 3, 2009
Get the Ass Turd Monkey Fucker mug.by Lou March 1, 2003
Get the monkey fucker mug.same as clusterfuck. a big mess caused by too many people doing a task and getting in eachother's way.
by wordguy September 28, 2012
Get the monkeyfuck mug.Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.
Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010
Get the Moneyfucker Jesus mug.N. Singular (Munk-e Fah-ker): An Individual who Engages in Carnal Knowledge/Sexual Intercourse with a Primate of the Monkey family.
by John September 20, 2003
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