Monkeyed

The art of a broker fooling a trader into a poor trading decision through the use of alternative facts or fake news.

Man I really didn't want to sell that but the bookie monkeyed me.

by leccytrader1 May 11, 2017

monkeytail

Monkeytail beards start at one ear and then wrap around your chin and mouth

Luke: What the heck is that thing on your face!? It looks like you just finished picking the ticks off a monkey's nuts with your teeth.

Wilger: This thing? It's my monkeytail beard!

by howlingmadwilger October 31, 2011

Monkeystomp

1. The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

2. The act of persecution to a female’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the ovaries or vagina.

3. One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.

Holy shit, did you see how hardcore Riss just monkeystomped that douchebag?

by Drew The Pirate August 27, 2008

Monkeythrust

A measurement of Force equal to exactly 69 Newtons

1MKT = 69N

Scientist 1: The car exhibits a gravitational force of 473 Newtons

Scientist 2: You mean 6.85 Monkeythrust?

by bobross1846 April 8, 2021

Monkeytype

A game always played by Texpo Tang. Because his typing sound is too loud, everyone tries to mock him. Texpo always shows his typing speed to others, but actually no one cares.

Teacher: "What's Texpo doing with his laptop mate?"
Me: "His playing monkeytype mate"
Teacher: "Texpo, put it away or I AM GONNA SEND YOU OUT"

by Fat duck pro April 26, 2023

Monkeyears

Someone with massive ears that stick out like an erection

Danny has massive monkeyears

by Danno.lavel December 1, 2016

monkeytime

The period of time wherein one behaves in primate-like behavior. Typical of male homosapiens, monkeytime behavior includes excessive gestures of attraction towards the opposite sex, spontaneous masturbation, and occassional aggressive behavior towards other males.

"Dude, he's hitting on the girl who's helping him pick out a gift for his girlfriend!! Ha ha ha, MONKEYTIME! EIEIEIEIEIEIEIeeeeeeeeeeeIeIeIeIeIe"

by Monkeymatic May 26, 2005