Garlic butter croissant monkey balls

A damn good food

Bro mcdonalds has garlic butter croissant monkey balls now

by Canadian doltwad May 25, 2022

monkeybull

The dude who constantly attempts to provoke a response in others by doing nasty fucking shit or saying supremely ignorant shit akin to just begging to be punched in the face.

That monkeybull took a massive shit not only leaving the toilet clogged, but somehow managed to smear an ass-skid of crap on the toilet seat, leave a shit smear on the toilet paper roll itself and some poop on damn toilet flusher. Then the monkeybull bitched about the kitchen counters being dirty.

by Mskittypurrs December 9, 2020

monkey balls

a term used to show that you feel like shit or are sick

Bro I feel like monkey balls.

by Smoke991 April 22, 2011

donkeyballs

The testicles on a donkey which are frequently sucked by aptly named donkeyballsuckers.

Stop sucking those donkeyballs you damn donkeyball sucking stumaster!

by bobbobson February 19, 2004

Sexual Monkeybars

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.

"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"

by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009

Moneyball

A book written by Billy Beane, er, Michael Lewis about the 2002 Oakland A's and their quest to reach the playoffs. It discounts some baseball fallacies (i.e. a player can be judged by physical talent alone) and explores the methods of rating players. Thus, teams with little money (such as the A's) can find out who the best available players are and acquire them.

Moneyball describes the importance of statistics such as On-Base Percentage and Slugging Percentage.

by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005

monkey balls

Describing how cold it is. Really cold.

Man, its cold as monkey balls outside

by Scarface February 9, 2005