If your name is “Monikann” or “Moni” for short, chances are you’re a fucking dumbass and no ones likes you. You tend to date ugly people for no reason and you think that cancer is contagious
by lauren from texas yeehaw November 1, 2019
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Monika is an amazing friend, who gives awsome advise and always makes me laugh. She always listens to my side of stories and doesn't judge me. She is shy towards strangers but once she gets to meet you she will never shut up.
*Side Note*
She acts like a Mother Bear protecting her cubs. Her friends are her cubs and she will do whatever it takes to stay friends. DO NOT PISS OFF A MOTHER BEAR.
*Side Note*
She acts like a Mother Bear protecting her cubs. Her friends are her cubs and she will do whatever it takes to stay friends. DO NOT PISS OFF A MOTHER BEAR.
Girl: Hey Monika! Come and meet *enter name here*
Monika: Oh, Hi.
*Next Day*
Monika: Okay, so she told me to stop talking, so I did and then she just kept starring at me cause she was shocked that I stopped talking.
New Girl: OMG, AHAH I cant believe that you actually stopped talking.
Monika: Oh, Hi.
*Next Day*
Monika: Okay, so she told me to stop talking, so I did and then she just kept starring at me cause she was shocked that I stopped talking.
New Girl: OMG, AHAH I cant believe that you actually stopped talking.
by Im-European September 23, 2012
Get the Monika mug.We always wondered what was so damn special about whatever Joey “the Hand” Spicaducci did with his hand that meant he’d get that mob moniker slapped on him for the rest of time.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019
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"Monika?"
"J̶̧̢̩̝̩͎̥͚͍̬̠͎̻̲̘̫̱͍͊́̔͐̃̌͑̽̅Ų̴̛̛̖̣̘͇̤̞̗̮̻̞̬̯̪̭͚̲͍͍̱̳̝̗̯̝͎̻̺̩̘̬͇͓͔̭͉̟̜̙͇̭͎̩̈́̄͒̈́̔̉͑͆̌̀̆̍͌̍̈̃̒̾͑̅̾͌͘̚͘͜͜͝͠͝S̴̛̰̳͔̝͖̥̮̠̣͚͓̱̳̼̪̱͚̭͈͋͒̈͐̄̓̊̍̉͛͐͌͗̊̿̎̈̄̉̓̏́́̈́̄͑͗̃̌͂̒̇̓̇̇̚͘͘̚͝͠͝͝͝T̵̨̧̛͍̣͉̥̲̺̭̤͔͙̦̳̮̺̼̩̠̝̭͓̬̬͎̣͚̩̙͇͔̹̟̜̬̬̮͔̱̘̣͓̹͉̖̥͔̦̆͌̽͂̃̎̑͛̂̏̄́̀̒͑̀̈́̅̓͛̄̊̆̚̕̚͜͠͠͝ͅ ̴̡̨̢̭͙͖̖̳͙̤͖̭̯͚̫̘̳͍̖̖̤͓̞̲͕͓̦̖̜̻͙͇͉̦̺̟͎̝̹̪͉͍̰̬̙̒͐̏́́͋͂̓̉̆̋̃̊̌̾̍͑̍̅͑͊͂̃̊͑̉̀͘͜͜͝M̵̢̨̡̞̞͍͓̜̪̰͍͖̞͓̤̞̣͓͈̫̬̲̙͕̯̰̃̊͐̊̈́̅́̍͑̒͐̑̌͗͊̂̊̈́̃̓͌̎̾̈̎̓͘͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅǑ̶̡̡̘͙͈͔̖̻͇̥͈̻̰̪͎͉͈̙̗͔̟̝̣͖̈̀̈́́̉̈́̑͆̔̌̂̏̒͐̏̒̈̈́̒͊̆̒̓̽̑͑́́͒̀̅͊͋̀̅̒̍̕͘͜͝͠N ̨̨̢̛͔̭͓̹̯͙̝̮̩͖̦̪̼̜͖̤̺̱̰̠̺̭̞̟̳̻̜̭̭̞̼̝̤͚͍̩̬̉̎͐͊̈́̏̏͐̑̔́͊̓̔́̎̇͂͒̉̓̽̃̋̂͒̌̒̕̚͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅI ͉̺̣̝̻̹̎͆͐͆̀̊̎́͆͑͗̾̓͊̂͐͐͗̆̽̀͗̏̌͘̕̚K ̡̹̩͇͉̱̖̲̪̬̲̭̱̻͕̗͊̀̆̏̈́̌̈́̄̔̔̀̾̚͠͠Ą̵̟̝̖̤̬̲͈͉͕̹̜̻̪̝̟̟͚̗̰̬̽͝?"
"J̶̧̢̩̝̩͎̥͚͍̬̠͎̻̲̘̫̱͍͊́̔͐̃̌͑̽̅Ų̴̛̛̖̣̘͇̤̞̗̮̻̞̬̯̪̭͚̲͍͍̱̳̝̗̯̝͎̻̺̩̘̬͇͓͔̭͉̟̜̙͇̭͎̩̈́̄͒̈́̔̉͑͆̌̀̆̍͌̍̈̃̒̾͑̅̾͌͘̚͘͜͜͝͠͝S̴̛̰̳͔̝͖̥̮̠̣͚͓̱̳̼̪̱͚̭͈͋͒̈͐̄̓̊̍̉͛͐͌͗̊̿̎̈̄̉̓̏́́̈́̄͑͗̃̌͂̒̇̓̇̇̚͘͘̚͝͠͝͝͝T̵̨̧̛͍̣͉̥̲̺̭̤͔͙̦̳̮̺̼̩̠̝̭͓̬̬͎̣͚̩̙͇͔̹̟̜̬̬̮͔̱̘̣͓̹͉̖̥͔̦̆͌̽͂̃̎̑͛̂̏̄́̀̒͑̀̈́̅̓͛̄̊̆̚̕̚͜͠͠͝ͅ ̴̡̨̢̭͙͖̖̳͙̤͖̭̯͚̫̘̳͍̖̖̤͓̞̲͕͓̦̖̜̻͙͇͉̦̺̟͎̝̹̪͉͍̰̬̙̒͐̏́́͋͂̓̉̆̋̃̊̌̾̍͑̍̅͑͊͂̃̊͑̉̀͘͜͜͝M̵̢̨̡̞̞͍͓̜̪̰͍͖̞͓̤̞̣͓͈̫̬̲̙͕̯̰̃̊͐̊̈́̅́̍͑̒͐̑̌͗͊̂̊̈́̃̓͌̎̾̈̎̓͘͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅǑ̶̡̡̘͙͈͔̖̻͇̥͈̻̰̪͎͉͈̙̗͔̟̝̣͖̈̀̈́́̉̈́̑͆̔̌̂̏̒͐̏̒̈̈́̒͊̆̒̓̽̑͑́́͒̀̅͊͋̀̅̒̍̕͘͜͝͠N ̨̨̢̛͔̭͓̹̯͙̝̮̩͖̦̪̼̜͖̤̺̱̰̠̺̭̞̟̳̻̜̭̭̞̼̝̤͚͍̩̬̉̎͐͊̈́̏̏͐̑̔́͊̓̔́̎̇͂͒̉̓̽̃̋̂͒̌̒̕̚͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅI ͉̺̣̝̻̹̎͆͐͆̀̊̎́͆͑͗̾̓͊̂͐͐͗̆̽̀͗̏̌͘̕̚K ̡̹̩͇͉̱̖̲̪̬̲̭̱̻͕̗͊̀̆̏̈́̌̈́̄̔̔̀̾̚͠͠Ą̵̟̝̖̤̬̲͈͉͕̹̜̻̪̝̟̟͚̗̰̬̽͝!"
"J̶̧̢̩̝̩͎̥͚͍̬̠͎̻̲̘̫̱͍͊́̔͐̃̌͑̽̅Ų̴̛̛̖̣̘͇̤̞̗̮̻̞̬̯̪̭͚̲͍͍̱̳̝̗̯̝͎̻̺̩̘̬͇͓͔̭͉̟̜̙͇̭͎̩̈́̄͒̈́̔̉͑͆̌̀̆̍͌̍̈̃̒̾͑̅̾͌͘̚͘͜͜͝͠͝S̴̛̰̳͔̝͖̥̮̠̣͚͓̱̳̼̪̱͚̭͈͋͒̈͐̄̓̊̍̉͛͐͌͗̊̿̎̈̄̉̓̏́́̈́̄͑͗̃̌͂̒̇̓̇̇̚͘͘̚͝͠͝͝͝T̵̨̧̛͍̣͉̥̲̺̭̤͔͙̦̳̮̺̼̩̠̝̭͓̬̬͎̣͚̩̙͇͔̹̟̜̬̬̮͔̱̘̣͓̹͉̖̥͔̦̆͌̽͂̃̎̑͛̂̏̄́̀̒͑̀̈́̅̓͛̄̊̆̚̕̚͜͠͠͝ͅ ̴̡̨̢̭͙͖̖̳͙̤͖̭̯͚̫̘̳͍̖̖̤͓̞̲͕͓̦̖̜̻͙͇͉̦̺̟͎̝̹̪͉͍̰̬̙̒͐̏́́͋͂̓̉̆̋̃̊̌̾̍͑̍̅͑͊͂̃̊͑̉̀͘͜͜͝M̵̢̨̡̞̞͍͓̜̪̰͍͖̞͓̤̞̣͓͈̫̬̲̙͕̯̰̃̊͐̊̈́̅́̍͑̒͐̑̌͗͊̂̊̈́̃̓͌̎̾̈̎̓͘͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅǑ̶̡̡̘͙͈͔̖̻͇̥͈̻̰̪͎͉͈̙̗͔̟̝̣͖̈̀̈́́̉̈́̑͆̔̌̂̏̒͐̏̒̈̈́̒͊̆̒̓̽̑͑́́͒̀̅͊͋̀̅̒̍̕͘͜͝͠N ̨̨̢̛͔̭͓̹̯͙̝̮̩͖̦̪̼̜͖̤̺̱̰̠̺̭̞̟̳̻̜̭̭̞̼̝̤͚͍̩̬̉̎͐͊̈́̏̏͐̑̔́͊̓̔́̎̇͂͒̉̓̽̃̋̂͒̌̒̕̚͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅI ͉̺̣̝̻̹̎͆͐͆̀̊̎́͆͑͗̾̓͊̂͐͐͗̆̽̀͗̏̌͘̕̚K ̡̹̩͇͉̱̖̲̪̬̲̭̱̻͕̗͊̀̆̏̈́̌̈́̄̔̔̀̾̚͠͠Ą̵̟̝̖̤̬̲͈͉͕̹̜̻̪̝̟̟͚̗̰̬̽͝?"
"J̶̧̢̩̝̩͎̥͚͍̬̠͎̻̲̘̫̱͍͊́̔͐̃̌͑̽̅Ų̴̛̛̖̣̘͇̤̞̗̮̻̞̬̯̪̭͚̲͍͍̱̳̝̗̯̝͎̻̺̩̘̬͇͓͔̭͉̟̜̙͇̭͎̩̈́̄͒̈́̔̉͑͆̌̀̆̍͌̍̈̃̒̾͑̅̾͌͘̚͘͜͜͝͠͝S̴̛̰̳͔̝͖̥̮̠̣͚͓̱̳̼̪̱͚̭͈͋͒̈͐̄̓̊̍̉͛͐͌͗̊̿̎̈̄̉̓̏́́̈́̄͑͗̃̌͂̒̇̓̇̇̚͘͘̚͝͠͝͝͝T̵̨̧̛͍̣͉̥̲̺̭̤͔͙̦̳̮̺̼̩̠̝̭͓̬̬͎̣͚̩̙͇͔̹̟̜̬̬̮͔̱̘̣͓̹͉̖̥͔̦̆͌̽͂̃̎̑͛̂̏̄́̀̒͑̀̈́̅̓͛̄̊̆̚̕̚͜͠͠͝ͅ ̴̡̨̢̭͙͖̖̳͙̤͖̭̯͚̫̘̳͍̖̖̤͓̞̲͕͓̦̖̜̻͙͇͉̦̺̟͎̝̹̪͉͍̰̬̙̒͐̏́́͋͂̓̉̆̋̃̊̌̾̍͑̍̅͑͊͂̃̊͑̉̀͘͜͜͝M̵̢̨̡̞̞͍͓̜̪̰͍͖̞͓̤̞̣͓͈̫̬̲̙͕̯̰̃̊͐̊̈́̅́̍͑̒͐̑̌͗͊̂̊̈́̃̓͌̎̾̈̎̓͘͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅǑ̶̡̡̘͙͈͔̖̻͇̥͈̻̰̪͎͉͈̙̗͔̟̝̣͖̈̀̈́́̉̈́̑͆̔̌̂̏̒͐̏̒̈̈́̒͊̆̒̓̽̑͑́́͒̀̅͊͋̀̅̒̍̕͘͜͝͠N ̨̨̢̛͔̭͓̹̯͙̝̮̩͖̦̪̼̜͖̤̺̱̰̠̺̭̞̟̳̻̜̭̭̞̼̝̤͚͍̩̬̉̎͐͊̈́̏̏͐̑̔́͊̓̔́̎̇͂͒̉̓̽̃̋̂͒̌̒̕̚͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅI ͉̺̣̝̻̹̎͆͐͆̀̊̎́͆͑͗̾̓͊̂͐͐͗̆̽̀͗̏̌͘̕̚K ̡̹̩͇͉̱̖̲̪̬̲̭̱̻͕̗͊̀̆̏̈́̌̈́̄̔̔̀̾̚͠͠Ą̵̟̝̖̤̬̲͈͉͕̹̜̻̪̝̟̟͚̗̰̬̽͝!"
by SalatSaft April 26, 2020
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Get the Monika's Pussy mug."Since you're Vulcan and can't express any emotion and this is the 22nd century with all this techy stuff and 'I love you' is used too much as it is I guess I'll be monitoring your frequency."
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