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moncler

A very expensive jacket for hard bangers.
Moncler fur came of that (moncler) (jacket)
by Didactic March 9, 2018
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beer monocle

like beer goggles, except the person with the monocle on is so drunk one eye is closed shut...therefore, turning the goggles into a monocle.
I would have never fucked that fat whore had i not been wearing the beer monocle.
by rob z February 15, 2005
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Moncler Girl

An incredibly wealthy East Coast girl. An heir to some family fortune. High class, bratty, spoiled, private school educated. Term was coined in Wil Glavin's novel, The Venerable Vincent Beattie. The girls are known for wearing Moncler jackets, Hermes Clic H bracelets, Van Cleef jewelry and fur vests.
Bro, saw three Moncler Girls at Lavo last night. They were only there to drink though, didn't look at a single guy once.
by dxyork1 September 5, 2020
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Monocle Swap

The phrase "Monocle Swap" refers to a sexual act being performed by two distinguished and exceedingly classy/cultured individuals, of any gender combination. (male/female, female/female, and male/male monocle swaps are all possible.)

The act can be described as follows: Mid-coitus (in any variation/position) the two involved parties simply exchange eyewear (in this case, a monocle or two) in a gesture of extreme intimacy and respect for each other. This can be considered as the sexual equivalent of a hat-tip on excellent sexual performance and prowess.

It has even been documented that the act of monocle-swapping itself has lead to intense orgasms and the formulation of "Great American Novels" and speeches of note.
"I say! Last night's monocle swap with George was the finest I do believe I've ever had! Simply smashing"

"Really, old bean? Well, then. I shall bequeath my monocle onto Cynthia's face tonight... along with a little something extra!"

*mutual laughter and pipe smoking ensues*
by Funcommunist December 13, 2012
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Moncleazy

A term or phase used when a person is extremely high.
Bro I just ate an edible and I’m Moncleazy.
by Hatman12345 February 20, 2022
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whiskey monocle

A device put in place shortly after achieving a buzz. Skews potential mate rating scale in favor of the person being viewed through the monocle.
Bar Guy 1: "Wow, I'd need serious beer goggles for her!"
Bar Guy 2: "Nah, If I put on my whiskey monocle and close one eye... she is totally doable."
by SteveTech October 15, 2008
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Bi-monocle

Wearing a monocle on each eye to make it look like one is wearing glasses.
"Anyone can wear glasses...but it takes skill to manage wearing Bi-monocles."
by randymachomansavage11 July 22, 2012
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