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mantress

A mattress composed of one or more human males stacked together.
We were so drunk that we didn't realize that we fell asleep on the mantress
by rawrmonster February 3, 2009
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manstress

an illicit male lover; oftentimes the "other man"; the male version of a mistress
"What happened to Steve and Laura?"
"Well, Steve found out that Laura had a manstress on the side. Epic fail."
by women unite August 29, 2011
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The mongrel is a wiley animal.
<Vertigo> A mongrel is a wiley animal
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mantress

Lori caught her husband in bed with his mistress. So now she found herself a mantress to let husband catch her!
by joseph gordon April 16, 2008
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montressa

A beautiful strong independent woman

Who is Caring/loving

She is un selfish and will anything for you. But don't understand estamate her
I love her determination she is such a Montressa!
by Nina Dina April 26, 2017
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Mantress

The Human Matress. Half man half Matress. A person who spends most of their time sleeping, eating or smoking in bed.
The Mantress is sleeping
Last night I was absolutely mantressed
by North&J June 12, 2016
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Montessori Personality Disorder

Also known as MPD. This is a disorder occurring in children or adolescents that transition from a Montessori school to a traditional school. There are 2 types.

Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends

- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking

Treatment: rehab

Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.
Psychologist: “I’m so sorry I have to have this conversation today, I always hate telling such devastating news to parents.”

Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”

Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”
by Sacredfart February 19, 2023
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