Poo Monger

Someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of poo to be sold.

This kid loveline is such a poo monger, he wanted to buy all my crap.

by Mav2KM September 2, 2008

Post-Monger

A person obsessed with being the top poster on a forum.

This guy posts to much, He must be a Post-Monger

by D.B.H. March 2, 2007

Peen Monger

One deals in the specialty of selling, trading and dealing PEEN.

1: I need to go down to the peen monger and buy me some wang

2: Simon is so desperate for cock she went to the peen monger.

3: Jeremy's girlfriend isn't satisfied so she got her some cock at the peen monger.

by PeenMeister April 4, 2009

hate monger

1.)A person who uses political beliefs or passions of any kind as a platform to express their hatred for another individual. 2.)A media personality who spreads hate under the guise of a political affiliation or a religous belief.

If you are going to make an important decison regarding religion or politics, listen to many points of view and not just of those of the Hate Mongers.

by Jesus March 9, 2004

felch monger

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.

Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.

by Hot Carl February 19, 2005

Skeet-monger

One who enjoys accumulating skeet

That woman's been collecting skeet like a skeet-monger.

by M Plops December 6, 2005

Chode Monger

An omniscient, all powerfull deity. If you abuse his sacred name, he will instantly appear and remove you of your manhood.

Dude, I swear that our science teacher is the Chode Monger!

by ChiBearsFan5423 May 9, 2010