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Speedy McMoneybags 

Some chivalry is still intact. Intelligent. Secretive. Amazing in bed. Intuitive.
Speedy McMoneybags could easily steal your heart!
Speedy McMoneybags by fleapie April 12, 2023

moneybag 

After intercourse, if using a contraceptive designed for a guy, such as a condom, remove from member, grasp the lip of the condom with hand, and slap girl across her face, with the semen filled reservoir tip as if slapping a moneybag across the face.
Jimmy "moneybagged" Sarah last night, after she refused to cooperate with him.
moneybag by PatrickForrest November 6, 2005

Sexual Monkeybars 

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.
"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"
Sexual Monkeybars by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009

Moneyball 

A book written by Billy Beane, er, Michael Lewis about the 2002 Oakland A's and their quest to reach the playoffs. It discounts some baseball fallacies (i.e. a player can be judged by physical talent alone) and explores the methods of rating players. Thus, teams with little money (such as the A's) can find out who the best available players are and acquire them.
Moneyball describes the importance of statistics such as On-Base Percentage and Slugging Percentage.
Moneyball by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005

Money Bags

I would love to motorboat those money bags.
Money Bags by LAXMetal23 January 26, 2009

Moneyballtown 

A one word phrase that is meant to describe a situation that is spectacular in every way.
Hope everyone is ready to go to Moneyballtown this evening.
Moneyballtown by Count it July 8, 2009