Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thief of turds

Tyler Reuter is such a turd mongler, he is always jacking all my turds!

by Kev Ward July 27, 2011

mongletard

mongletard is derived from mongliod and retard. Usualy an insanely stupid person. Such as a person that would make Terry Shiavo look intellegent.

Hunter 1:Dan died in a hunting accident
Hunter 2:What did he do?
Hunter 1:He thought he could fight a bear
Hunter 2:I always knew he was a mongletard

by Jack Peters August 7, 2006

monage a toi

One guy having sex with two girls. Used in the sitcom, "Seinfeld."

I want to have a monage a toi with my girlfriend's roomate.

by Andrew LFC January 4, 2007

doodoo mongler

A mongler from the doodoo empire, typically a self-rightous predecessor of the "doodoo mongoloid".
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"

Guy 1: Bro, Einsight is a doodoo mongler
Guy 2: naw brother, here we call him a doodoo mongoloidous

by Brother Darkest March 13, 2019

Cock Mongler

A girl who destroys the cock. She invites you in, as if to offer you seductive oral sex, then attacks the penis with an unfathomable amount of force.

After said mongling is done the CM returns to her cave down the hatchet and stays up all hours of the night practicing her evil tongue swaths on helpless bananas. After she wakes up, hungry for more cock, she spends the daylight hours searching for her next prey.

The cycle then repeats again.

Me: Lindsey, you're roommate, Marissa, is such a cock mongler!
Lindsey: I know. The smell of twisted cock is all over my room. That's why I'm staying over at Taeler's house.

by LadyGayGay September 17, 2010

Terd Mongler

One that steals terds and or eats them

My dogs, eat their terds in the yard, therefore, I call them Terd Monglers!

by Ruffcat March 8, 2004

moagley

to drink to ridiculous excess

Jesus, i was moagleyed outta my skull last night.Yeow!

by Britttney August 29, 2008